Attack Of The Money Changers…

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First off, this dude pictured above has a last name pronounced ‘made off’. Of course he was gonna do some shenanigans with the money you gave him. It was only a matter of time.

Madoff ‘Tragedy’ Said to Have Escaped Scrutiny by SEC

This story is so ill to me for so many reasons…

1) How the hell did he get this far without someone sniffing out his bullshit, especially with the volatility of the stock market for the last ten years since the Dot Com crash?

2) How did he manage to recruit more clients when he was reportedly not even paying the ones he already had invested into his firm?

3) How was he able to manage all of that money? I only know white to keep the best books on their assets as if their ass depended on it.

4) How do you make $50billion dollars disappear into the ethers? MADOFF definitely had some friends in high places to help him disguise his money movements.

*Enters the money changers*

The surest way for me to get merc’ked is to talk shit about the money changers. Those are the cats that freaked the whole game from way back. Peep this shit I thought of when I was tripping off LSD twenty years ago…

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This man finds a gold rock and he picks it up. He likes the gold rocks because they remind him of the sun. Everybody loves the sun because it brings warmth and makes the plants grow and so on so forth. The man brings the gold rock back to the village where he trades the gold rock to the man who runs the biggest farm. Back then, farms were the shit. Think of the farm as the mall. The farm owner gives the man a few animals and blankets for the gold rock so that the man can go and do his own thing. The farm owner will give the man back the gold rock when he has returned the animals and produced some goods to barter with.

Pretty soon the farm owner is now the gold rock depository. But instead of giving the man more animals he gives the man a piece of paper that describes how much gold rock he has deposited. This paper will allow the man to secure goods from the townspeople that now produce them. The farmer is too busy counting gold rocks to continue farming which is hard work anyhoo. There is way more profit in charging people interest for the pieces of paper they borrow from him in order to go into the town square to buy their goods.

The farm owner freaked it by loaning people money based on the gold rocks he was holding that belonged to other people. Those wasn’t the farm owners gold rocks to begin with but as he amassed them he recognized their collective value. Plus the fact that no one was ever coming back for their gold rocks when carrying the slips of paper was so much more convenient. The game got even freakier when the former farm owner would adjust the rate of paper slips he issued to the amount of gold that was submitted.

The former farm owner could decide to issue less paper slips on the notion that he had enough gold rocks at the time and didn’t really need any more. What were you going to do as a peasant? Go to the next village with your gold rocks? Several months of traveling away from your family to possibly get the same news? What you would do is take all the paper slips that the former farm owner was going to give you and you would have to borrow some more paper slips to cover your additional costs. You would also be repaying the borrowed paper slips back at a rate of interest.

So by finagling with the amount of paper slips he issued for the gold rocks he received the former farm owner was really fucksing with the economy wasn’t he? Where is that jackass that claims that everything comes from Africa? This shit I am talking about definitely comes from Africa since that is where the first civilizations appeared. I bet them dudes in Africa, as futuristic as they may have been to build those pyramids didn’t realize that the paper slips would be converted into plastic squares. The plastic squares no longer reference how much gold rock that you have submitted to the former farm owners, but they still represent a credit on the work you will produce.

The more paper slips that your work generates the more credit is extended to you on the plastic squares. You heard a lot of people talk shit that America needed to switch back to a gold based economy in order to get their shit together again, but all the people that said that didn’t realize that we were in this fucked the fuck up condition from the time we WERE a gold based economy. No matter what currency we use we need to have an honest private sector that administers it and an incorruptible government that regulates it.

I know that shit all sounds retarded and the what not, but what do you expect from someone who was high on acid?

8 Responses to “Attack Of The Money Changers…”

  1. fredMS says:

    ur like the asian alan greenspan

  2. the_dallas says:

    ^ asiatic playboy, asiatic

  3. AQUILOGY says:

    You still sporting the same haircut?

  4. VA MILES says:

    Found my way back to this blog and I’m glad I did.

    I myself am just this year becoming aware of these ideas behind money and banking.

    Do some research and you’ll find what you’ve written to be 100.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwLgrSJZKs
    The Money Masters, is a good start…..

  5. mercilesz says:

    The mercantile Banking system which leaves entire COUNTRIES in debt and was the cause of the revolutionary War, depression of 1907,1913 and the great depression and last but not least the gold retrieval act was started in Italy by the Medici family. The Nubians and Egyptians didn’t use shiny rocks as a system of trade because they were worthless.They just looked nice. If you could’t eat it and it didn’t make your crops grow no one cared. These aforementioned ancient civilizations parceled out land and food to it’s citizens and each job was just as important as another since society cannot work unless all jobs are done and done well. in other words the doctor was just as important as the garbage man or vice versa. Egypt was divided into 42 nomes or districts and within these nomes the government set up tins or tens, what we know as boundaries. these boundaries had enough land for each family to live raise children and crops and were garunteed to you if you were a citizen.This is where we get the concept of a TENANT and also the concept of RENT..which is literally LAND in HEWBREW ARABIC AND EGYPTIAN. The government LENDS you what you need to live while you are here on earth. This is also where the ancient Caste Systems all come from because like I said before everybody had a specific job/task to do in order to make society run correctly. This is written about in Herodotus’s “The Histories” chapter 3 in which he explains the economic culture he encounters when he visits Egypt. Africans never traded gold amongst other Africans in that time.It wasn’t until They encountered the Arabs that they started trading shiny rocks. The Arabs controlled a vast amount of Salt mines and the Songhai and Mali empires knew that in order to live one must have a supply of salt to eat. Since we do come from the ocean(evolution) we must transport the ocean around inside of us and in a sense our blood is sea water.Salt is a neccesity for life hence the saying “Salt of the Earth”.The Arabs had just stepped into this thing called civilization at that time and were fascinated by shiny rocks so the Africans like Mansa Musa said sure give us precious life giving salt and we’ll give u these worthless stones and the Arabs fell for it. This is why the Arabs and other semites are involved in the jewlery market today. They place value just like the europeans on something that is worthless and not idigenous to their land.This is why they killed so many of us in South africa,Rhodesia/Zimbabwe/(Debeers diamond co) and the Congo.This is also why Europeans killed so many of my Native American borthers and Sisters in this hemisphere. So yes you are correct not everything comes from Africa….definitely not Capitalism.

  6. jaislayer says:

    Good post. I’m about to get my research on. Peace.

  7. trizzooo says:

    funniest shit about this is that everyone that gave this dude money the investores are protecting by the some federal goverment act, the protects institutions when they get cheated,, wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!! he could of basically told them all yo gimme the loot if all goes wrong theres this act u can fall on,, this shit is a joke!!!

  8. J™ says:

    Timothy O’Greenspan ‘n shit.

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