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I have learned over the last several years that I should never bet against either the Ravens or the Eagles. I just need to to leave those teams alone forevermore (no EDGAR ALLEN POE).

The interesting note about the Ravens vs. Titans tilt is that the game was actually won in favor of the Titans defense in statistics only. The Titans gained more yards, secured more first downs and held the ball longer than the Ravens. Unfortunately for the Titans, the Ravens still managed to score more points. The bend but doesn’t break defense lives to play another game.

Really Carolina, KURT WARNER?!? This isn’t 1999. Or is it? Damn you CHERICA ADAMS. The ghost of RAE CARRUTH’s dead baby moms and stillborn fetus continues to shit on the post season dreams of the Carolina Panthers.

What happened to BRANDON JACOBS? He couldn’t get it done when it mattered. He should shoot himself with PLAXICO’s pistol.

The Steelers look like they are so ’bout it right now. How about that? An all Penn state Super Bowl is possible. I think I see CANDICE doing a two-step.

	DP = 144pts QB – Donovan McNabb = 23pts RB – Chris Johnson = 16pts WR – Hines Ward = 7pts TE – Antonio Gates = 5pts FLEX- Steve Smith = 10pts K- David Akers = 11pts D/ST- Tennessee = 0pts

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	Big Homie = 175pts QB – Donovan McNabb = 23pts RB – Le’Ron McClain = 1pt WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 22pts TE – Kevin Boss = 5pts FLEX- Steve Smith – 10pts K- David Akers = 11pts D/ST- Steelers = 11pts

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	Big Rils = 122pts WR – Santonio Holmes = 8pts WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 22pts TE – Antonio Gates = 5pts FLEX – DeAngelo Williams = 6pts D/ST – Baltimore = 5pts

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	Dirty Jerz = 95pts QB – Joe Flacco = 14pts RB – Willie Parker = 26pts RB – Brian Westbrook = 4pts FLEX – DeAngelo Williams = 6pts K – Jeff Reed = 5pts D/ST – Steelers = 11pts

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	Fresh2Def = 141pts WR-Steve Smith = 10pts WR-Larry Fitzgerald = 22pts TE-Antonio Gates = 5pts FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 4pts D/ST-Giants = 4pts

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	LM = 126pts QB-Philip Rivers = 33pts RB-Chris Johnson = 16pts RB-Derrick Ward = 7pts WR-Hines Ward = 7pts TE-Todd Heap = 2pts FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 4pts K-John Kasay = 1pts D/ST-Ravens = 5pts

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	King Blair = 158pts WR-Steve Smith = 10pts WR-Larry Fitzgerald = 22pts TE-Antonio Gates = 5pts FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 4pts D/ST-Ravens = 5pts

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	Bert = 132pts RB – Brian Westbrook = 4pts WR – Hines Ward = 7pts TE – Kevin Boss = 5pts FLEX – Chris Johnson = 16pts K – Matt Stover = 7pts D/ST – Steelers = 11pts

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	BigNat = 68pts QB- Eli Manning = 8pts RB- Chris Johnson = 16pts WR- Steve Smith = 10pts FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 4pts K- Rob Bironas = 4pts D/ST- Titans = 0pts

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