Bring Mannywood To Taxpayer Field…

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The Los Angeles Dodgers aren’t serious about keeping MANNY RAMIREZ in their uniform for the next several seasons. I would like to see him in a Mets uniform for the rest of his career. How do we accomplish this? We use the same tricky accounting tactics that have brought the banking system to the verge of collapse.

The new Mets’ ballpark in Queens is being named CitiField after the CitiBank corporation secured the rights to the name. The same CitiBank that has been grabbing a fistfull of the American taxpayers retirement funds in order to buy jet planes for their executives and other bullshit that we don’t even know about.

CitiBank needs to pony up a billion dollars to the Mets so that they can sign MANNY RAMIREZ for the next fifty years. They can call it a World Series write down. All MANNY wants is to be paid more money than ALEX RODRIGUEZ and I agree with that. Gay-ROD hasn’t done shit other than blow DEREK JETER and have his tips frosted.

This is our effin’ money party people.

6 Responses to “Bring Mannywood To Taxpayer Field…”

  1. Vee says:

    I don’t follow baseball really hard but I know Manny is as solid as a secured check. But HOW MUCH money has he turned down so far?

    Yeah he’s pretty much worth more than Rodriguez when he’s at bat.

  2. nerditry says:

    Offering any cat a one year deal is a slap in the face. There’s no better place for Manny to be Manny without the headaches than L.A. where he’s about the 10,000th strangest dude in the stadium on any afternoon.

    Prayers that he signs with the Nats or Marlins, otherwise!

    Eff da Metros.

  3. He needs to join Los Metropolitanos…like yesterday. Someone needs to make this happen. He’s the difference maker which Los Mets are missing.

  4. Che Guerrilla says:

    I will give up drinking at Obama’s for the duration of his contract if the Mets sign Manny.

  5. Eloheemstar says:

    As a Citigroup Employee this is the random cooler talk that I hear on the daily. Vikram Pandit is drunk with taxpayer’s money. Sad that our elected officials are given billions of taxpayers money with out a no layoff stipulation attached.

    3X “WE WANT MANNY!”

    ***Peep the movie Taken****

  6. 1969 says:

    I agree. WE NEED MANNY.

    I got a couple of bucks I can donate.

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