Regrettfully…
The sad PU~ that is now known as CRISPUS ATTUCKS’ week has claimed more lives.
Not For Long players COREY SMITH and MARQUIS COOPER are missing off the Florida coast after a “boating” trip with friends went awry.
The lone survivor, NICK SCHUYLER, was the owner of the capsized boat.
After my ancestors arrived here during their mandatory cruise I have been leery of boats large and small. What is the point of going somewhere by boat? This is what highways are for. And airports. I don’t even like to take the ferry trip to Staten Island. Black people should stay out of the water in general. Nothing but well chlorinated pools for me.
White loves the water. Surfing, diving, fishing, and just all around boating are activities that beckon white. I don’t care for none of that shit. Okay, true story is that I love snorkeling, but even then I am on the lookout for sharks. And when I go snorkeling I make sure there are enough Blacks in my group that I can get out of the way in case Jaws comes through.
Black people, stay the fuck out of the water and decrease the chances of you getting your ass CRISPUS ATTUCKS’d.
That shit would be some str8 PU~.
Just heard that they have discontinued the search…damn shame and why were they not vested…? I be the first to don a jacket cause a girl loves life!
@Gee : Reports had all of the dudes in vests, but the remaining three were swept out after the capsize. My girlfriend went to school with Will Bleakley in a very small town here in FL where everyone definitely knows everyone.
She talked to his dad yesterday and everyone is still in shock up there.
@DP : Talking like black folks didn’t invent fishing with a cane pole.
RIGHT!? I just hit your link and read where dude said that they drifted apart in the night…God, what a way to go…
Nerditry,
The first black folks back in Africa used to fish by jumping in the water and grabbing fish with their teeth.
Getting on a boat to go out into the middle of the ocean to fuck with some fish who would rather be left the fuck alone is def some white shit.
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