DP’s MOUNTAIN DEW-vorce…

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At the end of the day Mountain Dew blue didn’t call for me to go to South by South West. That didn’t change my feeling for Mountain Dew blue either. I want to be with Mountain Dew blue. We have fun together. We like the same things like action figures, anime and Adult Swim.

I appreciate all the time that Mountain Dew and I have spent together, but I’m ready to move on with Mountain Dew blue now. I just hope Mountain Dew doesn’t call my phone when blue and I are together alone. That might get uncomfortable.

6 Responses to “DP’s MOUNTAIN DEW-vorce…”

  1. Che Guerrilla says:

    Want me to put a hit out on this bitch?

  2. HowfreshEats says:

    Breaking hearts at Quiznos is cold.

  3. ha, naww it’s always toasty at quizno’s

    and red alert, I’d rather be with Hawaiian punch…

  4. Robbie says:

    Blue done blew a buncha dudes in SXSW.

  5. Angela says:

    mmm, Quizno’s.

  6. Gee says:

    That was almost like watching incest… Dew-vorce is so painful, for all parties involved.

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