Real talk is that I haven’t been in any kind of good writing mood lately because I am a bi-polar manic depressive and the holidays piss me the fuck off now that my dad has passed away.
The thing that keeps me from killing myself in some sort of horrific highway accident is the fact that the world I live in is just as shitty as my mood. People suck anus biggtime. I guess its just the human condition. We are too greedy and self-absorbed to give a fuck about anyone other than ourselves and that’s our attitude on a good day. I don’t exempt myself from being a piece of shit either. I know I am, but who are you…
GRAND OPENING, GRAND CLOSING: The nations historic first lesbian civil union ends up like so many other marriages – with someone taking out a restraining order.
CELEBRATE WHITE HISTORY MONTH: Oscar award winning Negro apologist MORGAN FREEMAN says that Black History Month is ridiculous. Mr.TIBBS says that, “the only way to get rid of racism is to stop talking about it”.
IT’s MURDAHHHHHHH!: Four aspiring rappers were slain in the basement recording studio of a Boston home. This reduces the number of lousy Boston crappers by four. Unfortunately, BENZINO was not in the studio.
FROM CREOLE TO QUE PASA?: There is a Latin-American labor force rebuilding New Orleans. Mexican day laborers get a bad rap from everybody but without them we would be shit out of luck for a source of cheap labor. That is until we re-enact slavery bitches!
P.S. The Iraqi War is STILL popping off to the tune of 30,000 mercked Iraqis… more or less.
The thing that keeps me from killing myself in some sort of horrific highway accident is the fact that the world I live in is just as shitty as my mood. People suck anus biggtime. I guess its just the human condition. We are too greedy and self-absorbed to give a fuck about anyone other than ourselves and thats our attitude on a good day. I don’t exempt myself from being a piece of shit either. I know I am, but who are you…
This paragraph made my day thank you. Its everthing i’ve wanted to say and have been thinking, put into one nice package… and it’s funny.
Happier days are upon us…
yeah yeah yeah…life is tough yo.
But what’s up with MICHAEL?????? Hot Damn, he should be in the HAM Contest.
I second that…why is Michael lookin a MESS??? ICK!! He looks kinda scary…
DIDN’T MICHEAL DIE FROM AIDS? JUST ASKIN’