Behold, A Pale White Horse…

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Daddy’s little girl is all grown up now.

ASHLEY BIDEN is being dragged through the mud after purportedly being secretly videotaped sniffing that Dwight Gooden white pudding.

How the hell do you think she maintains her figure?

Tae-Bo?

Cardio?

Hells no!

BLOW!

And I’m not talking Kurtis, ya’ deeeg?


Kurtis Blow – ‘The Breaks’


Rick James – ‘Superfreak’


Eddie Murphy – ‘Party All The Time’


Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 – ‘White Lines (Don’t Do It)’


Laid Back – ‘Ride The White Horse’

5 Responses to “Behold, A Pale White Horse…”

  1. nerditry says:

    Be honest, you do the double clap at the beginning of Party All the Time.

  2. Gee says:

    Clutch the pearls…I am SO taken aback by this. All them days I bust my ass at the gym…fo’ WHAT?

  3. 40 says:

    ROFLMAO @ Nerditry.

    *guilty as charged*

    The other great part of this song is the visual from the video of Rick James and his dramatic coaching and intense producing of Eddie in the booth…

  4. nerditry says:

    @40oz : By the end of the video, it’s definitely a Rick James video with Eddie getting top billing. Rick’s pockmarked face is all over the screen, carrying on like he’s conducting the Boston Pops with a fresh log in his spandex.

  5. Maxine says:

    I scrolled up too fast and thought the bitch in the sneakers was her. Jeez.

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