Mets Get A Chef To Heat Things Up…

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GARY SHEFFIELD is now down with my home team. The Mets acquired him after Detroit released the slugger but agreed to pay the lion’s share of his 2009 contract.

SHEFFIELD is only 1 homerun away from the 500 mark and there are several majorleaguers who look to eclipse milestones this season…

600
Alex Rodriguez needs 47

500
Gary Sheffield needs 1
Carlos Delgado needs 31

400
Jason Giambi needs 4
Vladimir Guerrero needs 8

The Mets have two guys on that list who could reach the 500 plateau this season if they stay healthy. I’m not so sure about CARLOS DELGADO getting 31 HRs this season though. I could actually see SHEFFIELD and DELGADO sharing 1B duties.

I’m also not someone who wants to put an asterisk next to the player’s names of those who played in the current era. Keep in mind that BABE RUTH played baseball when many of the game’s best athletes were forbidden from competing.

If the league had remained integrated from the start who do you think would have been the greatest home run hitter?

16 Responses to “Mets Get A Chef To Heat Things Up…”

  1. Smelnick says:

    the photo is on some coked up Miami Vice shit!

  2. 40 says:

    LOL… They look like two extra’s from Doughboy’s crew on a court date.

    BREAK YO SELF NUGGA!!!!

  3. VEe says:

    I think this photograph will haunt him for years to come.

  4. nerditry says:

    No joke, Doc looks like the lovechild of Jay-Z and Chris Tucker.

  5. Juan Solo says:

    lets start a movement to place an asterisk next to babe ruth’s name!

  6. rafi says:

    > lets start a movement to place an asterisk next to babe ruth’s name!

    motherfuck him and john wayne!

  7. Mark Dub says:

    “I’m launchin’ rockets and scuds at Crockett and Tubbs…”(c) Ras Kass. Man…LMAO @ Nerditry “No joke, Doc looks like the lovechild of Jay-Z and Chris Tucker.” I was trying to place just who he looked like, but couldn’t put my finger on it [ll] until I read the comment. And I’m with you guys, DP and Rafi; put my name on the petition!

  8. mercilesz says:

    Josh Gibson….I already blogged about that same thing…asterix for Jim Crow ya racist bastards…..white power

  9. guiltywhited00d says:

    No shit. Any honest sportswriter/fan/player/exec who ever saw him said he was the baddest motherfucker to ever swing a bat.

    My grandpa (God rest) was as Archie Bunker as they came, but he grew up in Pitt and said Gibson left him speechless. He would go watch Clemente in his prime every chance he got, but said there was no comparison.

    All the fucking tools on Around the Horn, etc. need to get off their horses and shut the fuck up about cheating this, tainting [ll] that. They would rather worship despicable cowards than enjoy the contributions of dudes who did some safe shit that should be legal anyway.

    Although A-Rod is still a bitch.

  10. lola gets says:

    Did I just go through a time warp or something? Cause everyone in the picture has a jheri-curl, and I just KNOW they cannot be wearing that ish in the ‘aughts!
    (thats ’09 for you non early-twentieth century phrase knowing individuals)

    L

  11. HowfreshEats says:

    Whoa. Just saw the Gooden interview on MLBTV and the dude can’t even talk right. I’m sure his brain is half scrambled. And he got a gut. But the dude was so nasty.

    Mets signed Shef just to have the first milestone at the one of the new ballparks. Omar is beginning to lose it. Dude is a bigger pariah than TO. DP- you like both the Mets and Dallas so with TO out and Shef in at least your daily dose of drama will continue.

  12. @johnnyutah: Lookin’ like the Dominican version of Ready For The World.

  13. the_dallas says:

    Drama HowFresh?!?

    You mean to say that since we don’t have the squad with the ballplayers that kiss the mirrors in front of them.

    Would ghAy-Rod give himself a BJ if he could?

    [ll] to knowing the answer to that.

  14. HowfreshEats says:

    A-Rod jokes are too easy. I expect better. He’s on vacation for at least another month so there’s tranquility in the BX.

    I can’t really answer that question. Just the thought of it really freaks me out.

  15. Gee says:

    > lets start a movement to place an asterisk next to babe ruth’s name!

    motherfuck him and john wayne!

    God, I hate when someone gets the line I woulda used! 😉

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