I remember when this chick Pink first hit the scene. They had her on some bawdy R & B chanteuse type shit, but that didn’t really work since Black folks only fux with Jamaican girls who dye their hair pink. . And even then not so much (see Patra)
Pink’s next shot was as a country western singer, but that failed too for all the American Idol and MySpace singers that are coming into the music business. Pink can’t seem to catch a break in the pop singer pecking order. CRISTINA AGUILERA gets married and pregnant. CARRIE UNDERWOOD goes from American Idol to stadium status (yes TONY ROMO). Even BRITNEY SPEARS makes a ballyhooed comeback. KATY PERRY kisses a girl, and likes it?!?
KATY PERRY swagger jacked Pink’s lane right in front of her face. Pink was supposed to be the sexually ambiguous singer, but now she is stuck being the dykey tramp with the motocross riding boyfriend as her beard. Pink is hell’a thirsty for buzz. My advice to her is to hurry up and fill in the lane as the pill addicted former pop tart before AMY WINEHOUSE overdoses.