We are starting to see that some of the studios think they can put syrup on dogshit and call it pancakes. I’m not gonna say that the Wolverine movie sucks asscheeks like that, but the truth is that is was overhyped for the end product being as lame as it was.
It sucks to be a fanboy sometimes because we have to sit and watch as the canon of our favorite characters is destroyed in order to make entertainment vehicles to satisfy an audience that wasn’t riding with us from the gate. I accept the fact that some changes have to be made to storylines or else they would never fit into a motion picture entertainment format (2hr), but don’t start making up shit.
Wolverine is the kind of movie that I imagine Disney would make if they were controlling Marvel studios. All the fake emotion with no passion. This isn’t Aladddin. This isn’t Hurby the Love Bug. This isn’t 101 fucking Dalmations. This is supposed to be Wolverine. Known for blacking out and going into a berserker rage and shredding bodies like sheets of paper.
I’m not mad at you Marvel. Y’all got the Hulk right on point the second time around. I hope you let someone with the knowledge and the love of these characters to control the production on part two. If I don’t see blood there will be blood (no DANIEL DAY LEWIS).
this movie fucking sucked. the only thing i liked was gambit, u were right about the disney movie thing. i felt liked i watched a chick flick, and a lame one at that
In order to get it out to a new audience they have to make you love the character. That way in the future you can fully understand why he does the things he does. You know how sometimes you watch a movie and you want the villain to get away with it? When he goes berserk in future movies the audience will understand and connect with him. (hopefully that is why!)
I wanna see blood… whether it’s period blood or bustin’ your fuckin face– some blood!!
i won’t be seeing this one.
I wish I hadn’t seen it. As a fanboy, I kept telling all of my homies, “that’s not how happened!” I was damn-near crying. That shit was a travesty. What fuqs me up is I don’t understand WHY they would change his Origin’s story; it’s awesome, and stands well enough on it’s own. And they COMPLETELY ucked fup the Deadpool character. EPIC FAILURE!
movie was horrible. i went with my mom cuz my ex was stressin me and i needed to get out of the house. where was deathstrike? where was alpha flight? wtf yo? even though i was full of bacardi i still didnt enjoy that shit…..and what the fuck was up with sabretooth…..that was sum bullshit yo.
“Oh great saga of Logan, how can I fuck with thee for profit? Let me count the ways”
adamantium bullets causing immediate amnesia
ryan reynolds being wasted
no hinting at time spent in japan
quickly bouncing back from the adamantium bonding process and getting his jason stathan “Crank” run going through the forest
casually forgetting his sense of smell would recognize his chick being comatose and not dead
diamond girl
oh, well. Crank 2 made up for this
Gambit rocked. Deadpool’s death after two seconds of fighting? NOT
It could have been better but hey, my 7 year old loved it. That’s their audience right?
I dunno I saw the bootleg I didnt think it was that bad, if you resign yourself to accepting the story line changes, and lack of wolverines ‘RAGE’ (blood and guts), and WILL.I.AM….
but then again I was lung deep in the green so maybe it was wack…..
PS. the Green can make ANY movie better………
PPS. there would have been hope for a sequel, but because they decided to weapon X him in the present, there is now no way for them to go back to Japan or join Alpha Flight, so they even blew that as future option
PPS lets hope DC makes a LOBO movie and doesn’t F that up….
I think I’m glad I didn’t go see this
Lion,
The lack of rage is unacceptable. The MarvelUni cats owe me at least a cartoon where this comes across. I mean poor Cyclops was always a heartbeat from getting his head knocked (sliced/ripped) off.
“You wanted the animal…”
No, it was always about controlling the animal.
But, if you had no background…the movie was solid.
and F DC. Unless we’re talking Blood Syndicate.
What is killing me is that the game is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the movie. I’ve been ripping dudes apart all weekend.
The movie wasn’t bad BUT yo man, I am not PAYING to see anymore movies involving Wolverine stabbing people without blood.
I don’t have a bloodlust but these Disney-X-Men films negate their own laws of super hero abilities and physics.
I don’t even have to say this post is on point, I’ll just have to say this post is DP!
keep in mind this movie was through fox. Iron Man and the last Hulk were done through Marvel studios (and both were Dylan).
You think they’d take a page out of the Dark Knight playbook. I heard they’re rebooting Fantastic 4. From the sounds of it, they’ll prolly remake Wolverine too, eventually. Is it worth hard drive space?
Maybe the reboots are a part of the plan. They got shareholders to answer to.
Man from the day I saw the first trailer last year I said it then and I repeat it now “it had all the recipe’s of a shit sandwich!” Brian Singer is gay and he approached the Wolverine mystic like like a fucking rabid hetero in the first X-MEN film coz he kept shit intelligent first and kept a sense of mystery throughout!
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