Fun With DICK and GEORGE

can you hear me now?

I think that if the President acted like the illegal wiretaps were just another frat boy prank that he and DICK CHENEY thought up one day while hanging out at the White House the American public would blow over this latest scandal.

I can just see the President and the V.P. sitting in a darkened closet, listening to BILL CLINTON try to scam the drawls off some comely Beltway non-prof intern. You have to admit that you know that is gonna be some funny shiite. Speaking of funny shiite, what about intercepting a call between SADDAM HUSSEIN and his attorneys? SADDAM is crying because the tabouli didn’t have any lemon in it and the bhaba ghanoush was too runny. HA! What a bitch SADDAM is.

I can’t believe that the President okayed all this super-surveillance just for spite. I am sure there are some funny convos that they have on tape. Just to stay under the radar I think that I am going to have to go ‘old school’ when I want to talk dirty BILL O’REILLY talk with my ladyfriend.

old school cell phone

One Response to “Fun With DICK and GEORGE”

  1. Will says:

    That video is fucking hillarious

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