This Bud Isn’t For You…

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Editor’s note: This drop has nothing to do with Jay-Z but I decided to use an image from the archive as opposed to uploading anything new from Budweiser.

Anheuser Busch and MillerCoors are pushing up the pricepoints for their brewed beverages.

When beer has gotten too expensive for my tastes I know I can always fall back on the bumwine classics.

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Let’s be honest, it would take far too many Bud Lights to give me the buzz I need to fall asleep on a street corner in a pillow of my own puke.

I mean, what the fux you think I’m drinkin’ for?

To drink a fux’n bottle of Coors?!?

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4 Responses to “This Bud Isn’t For You…”

  1. rek says:

    wuttup dallas!

    i feel you, brews is gettin way too expensive like mcdonalds value meals.. Can you believe they’re charging 3.50-4 dollars for 40’z?

    Do we have to resort back to the classics?

    highschool favorite: country club, 3 dollar 6 packs.
    college favorite: keystone lights, 13 dollar 30 packs.

    Wordup, if you can deal with the taste of rusty shank.

  2. Lion XL says:

    Cisco is the truth, when you reachin for the roof…….ERRRHHHHHHLLLL….ERRRHHLLLLL.

  3. Polotron says:

    Cisco???? From your mouth to MenaSaur’s ears. I’m not messing w/ you cats. (Hail Meg!) The line-up above looks like the Destruct (top)shelf potion starters. I get dizzy just looking at them. And look at that pretty Cisco bottle. Lies I tell you.

    Simply FOOLish. (= uhrlly early)

  4. Lion XL says:

    Whats good ‘tron? DP what is it?

    Actually…I barely drink anymore, much rather smoke…….I’m sure ya’ll remember some of my Cisco driven escapades. Between that and Cap’n Black, my liver just threw up the white flag.

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