I was with Chocolate Snowflake just the other day in Lane Bryant when I noticed that all of the mannequins there were hussy big girls.
You know those chicks that are 170-200lbs and they stomp around in stilettos with their boobage about to spill forth with areola peeping outdoors? I’m talking about those broads that are cute in the face and a little thick in the waist. Well, the mannequins in Lane Bryant have no faces per se, but if they did you know they would use their mouth to suck their teeth after you said “Good day”. Yes, them bitches (and I say bitch with only the fondest of affectations).
Don’t let me find out I need to go molest me some Lane Bryant mannequins? Not that molesting C.S. isn’t fun too, but she LETS me do that. I want that barely legal fingerbang that can only be had from a plaster plaything standing in the store window on Fulton Street. Looks like I’m not alone either. Lots of brothers are into the thickness. I just hope these fools leave my Lane Bryant big girl hussy mannequins alone.
Correction: It’s not black men who like big womenz, itz BROKE MEN that luvs big womenz.
PROOF: Did u eva see an NBA player wit a big girl?
nba players are dumb. kobe went to colorado to anally rape a consierge.
you needs a big girl in the winter.
I second ^.
Who ever used an NBA player as someone to emulate…
Thin is just ’till you hook a man, thick is what you is…
My chick is THICK, and I love it. Not FAT, THICK. BIG difference. (No PUN intended)
@ZEEZUS(???) and why would finance make a difference anyway? are you implying that thin women are needy or golddiggers? I you are, start running now. they will catch you.
But to be real, ain’t nothing pretty about a large women with red , gold and green hair, and a tattoo of NYC across her chest, with clothes so damn tight the cat from the BABY PHAT logo is suffocating. (Don’t know why, but biggurls love them some BABY PHAT!)
Co sign.
95% of women who say they’re “thick” are fat. Nothing wrong with fat. If you dig it, you dig it, but let’s be honest.
I don’t know too many cats who dig skinny girls like that. It’s just something about a woman with meat on her bones that says just that; woman.
But be warned, thick before 21 = fat by 35, generally speaking. In those cases, keep them away from Krispy Kreme’s & MickeyD’s, & all should be aight. Shit, do that for health reasons regardless….
As y’all may know I’m a super big fan of armfat. But if I can’t see my lady’s elbow that is too much. Shout out to all the thick chicks with just the right amount of armfat;
This shit had to make me jump in the Deloreon, & listen L.O.N.S. “Feminine Fatt”. Ha!
Cosign the Baby Phat comment. Odd, they’re considered fat in society, yet they wear clothing that, to me, would be 3-4 different types of jokes on them. Hmmph. Go figure.
“Ain’t shit baby about that fat!”
“Baby phat? You just fat, baby!”
Et cetera.