^ is prA’li cursing
Mom Dukes called me on the jack to leave me a voicemail…
“This is your mother. I was watching a video of you on the internet. You curse too much.”
Mind you that she is the one that taught me to curse. So I call her back and our conversation goes something like this.
“Mom what is going on?”
“You curse too much on the internet.”
“The INTERNETS ma.”
“Yeah whatever”
“I have to curse alot mom or the people I’m talking to won’t hear me.”
“They can hear you easily you have a big mouth.”
“I mean they won’t hear my message”
“What message? That cursing is okay? Jesus wouldn’t appreciate that.”
“I bet Jesus was cursing when they were nailing his hands.”
“All that cursing embarrassed me. You are embarrassing to me.”
“Leave a comment on the video then.”
“I couldn’t even watch it.”
Thank you mom, talk to you later.”
Why did Jesus even give old people the internets?
So they could harass their children?
I’m going to go for one week without cursing on this website. That is all I can promise. If it feels good to me then I may extend my ban on profanity. Don’t get it twisted tho’. I will still fux with naps.
fux
does that count?
“The INTERNETS ma.”
funniest shit i’ve read in a minute
how the fuck are you posting at 5:50 AM!
Jesus was def cursing when his hands were nailed
Lmao!!
You spoke about Jesus, sooooo does that mean I’ve gotten my religion for the day?
A week without cursing? I don’t believe you, you need- ah, you know the rest.
Real Talk – Two of my college roommates/teammates/Ace Niggarows didn’t curse and still don’t to this day… Shit is fascinating.
straight LOL @ this whole post. I know my mom just loooooves my twitter potty mouth, and yeah, she checks my twitter. very regularly.
Fuck that shit.
Yo is it me, or …..
DP and Sean Price = long lost brothers…. as far as this pic goes…
like Arnold and Danny ….
P! (enn)
P! (rice)
I had TWO alcohol induced naps, I luvs naps.
GO MOM!!!
Uhmmm . . . Dallas, I don’t believe you, you need more people. – what Tony Grand said. You’re going one week without cursing on the internets . . . but what about the offline – you know that analog business. EVEN TWITTER?!?
jesus was like, owwie, yo quit that that hurts sonn, owwwieee, please that shiz feels like the wackness, please get your hands off the god, son of a biscuit eater that stings