I thought I had been going hardbody for the Mountain Dew, especially the blue, but I wasn’t going in hardbody enough. Peep Caron Butler’s pajamas…
The Knicks season tips off today and for at least one brief moment my favorite team is undefeated for the season. The Knicks visit D-Wade and the Heat for their opener tonight. Nerditry stand up. The Knicks need to see about getting DWAYNE WADE to join us during free agency. Him and LeBreezy together would be Ridiculon-3000. In the meantime and in between time I’ll be wearing an AL HARRINGTON headband.
Washington Wizards forward CARON BUTLER has a blog on NBA.com where he confesses to being a former Mountain Dew addict. Too bad that Butler isn’t doing the Dew any longer. If what the critics say is true that Mountain Dew shrinks your balls then maybe Caron might be able to finally make some baskets instead of rimming out [ll]. Oooooh, my bad on that one.
I’m sticking with the Dew until they jux me for the these Green Label Art prizes. I entered the sweepstakes to win a couple of prizes and I have been drinking all the Dew I need to gather game codes. Hopefully I come up on either the G-Shock or the ClawMoney designed New Era snapback cap.
If I don’t win I promised Chocolate Snowflake I wouldn’t fux with the Dew any longer, but if I did win then I would feel a kind of way by not continuing my support.
Here’s to the New York Knicks and their bid to be champs for the Association’s 2009-10 season.
Dew the do my dudes.
DP!
Lakers. FTW…
& you remember Grands said that, word to Stu Nahan.
I think Lebron and Dwade are a smokescreen. Longshots at best right now.
Joe Johnson and Chris Bosh ftw in the 2010 free agent class.
Grand$ what up? This Boston Celtics team looks epic. If the Lakeshow stays healthy enough they will def win the West tho’.
Cas what up? I love Chris Bosh’s game and it has been a minute for us to have a super skillset big man. D-Wade is def a possibility moreso than LeBron and since I am a Knick fan I live over the salary cap of hope dreams.
When I saw this story I thought about you.
Allah subhana wa ta’ala thru your monitor!
jay elec > ___________
I agree, if healthy we’re eating lunches. Kobe looked waaay to happy when he got his ring last night. Dude might get ridonkulous this season, especially with the Magic Johnson-esque passing he was doing preseason.
& I’m getting tired of all the James/O’Neal super hero hype. Them dudes should be too, because if they don’t hand cats their asses [||] for the better part of the season, Shaq is done & Lebron is 5G’s. To New York, maybe?
don’t leave mountain dew DP! never! i never will!
I’m with Chocolate Snowflake….leave that Dew alone so you can stay around for even more years and continue to entertain the INTERNETS.
As for the Knicks? *sigh* The drought shall surely continue…..