Sammy Say It Ain’t Sosa!?!

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Buju Banton – ‘Dem A Bleach’

Sammy Sosa thinks that if he changes his complexion from Barry Bonds brown to A-Rod octaroon that maybe beisbol will let him into the HOF.

Thinking like that should get you a smack or some 90mph cheese to the face.

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12 Responses to “Sammy Say It Ain’t Sosa!?!”

  1. P-Matik says:

    I just heard George Lopez making a joke about this. Is this real? I know Sosa thinks he’s not black but I didn’t think he’d wild out like this.

  2. the_dallas says:

    Sammy is taking that Ricky Ricardo look into Ricky Retardo-ville

  3. $ykotic/Don McCaine says:

    I thought that was the corked bat pic.

    Word is bond son got lipstick on. The only skin cleansing I know that causes acne.

    “Hey everybody, this guy’s a phony…a big fat phony.”-Family Guy

    Looks more like a race cleansing to me…

  4. mercilesz says:

    lopez did make a joke about this…..dem a bleach 4 real….whoah what did i tell yall about baseball and apple pie?

  5. the_dallas says:

    What did you tell us about beisbol and apple pie?

  6. mercilesz says:

    its american….

  7. 40 says:

    @Merc. Please refer to my drop on Baseball, Barry Bonds, & America in the DP dot COM archives.

  8. mercilesz says:

    no doubt…is there a link 4 this?

  9. merc, I think this is 40’s drop–

    http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=1597

    Good for me to see again too because I’ve been doing some work on Jackie Robinson and his testimony before HUAC in 1949, which was foul set-up to make Jackie denounce Paul Robeson… Mainstream sports turds don’t like to recall it but regardless of what Robeson did, or did not say… the Communist Party– especially New York– had been very active, vocal opponents of segregated baseball.

    Sidenote: I have all sorts of issues with Spike as writer/director but got-damn, it’s hard to believe he hasn’t been able to make his Jackie movie yet.

    Good fall trip, btw: visit Jackie’s family gravesite out in Cypress Hills Cemetery, do some sneaker fiending in ENY or Woodhaven afterwards.

    Regards,

    WSS
    (Archivist & Historian)

  10. El Gringo Colombiano says:

    the opposite of Sosa on this topic is Tego Calderon.

    dude is 110% proudly both African, & Puerto Rican, & will tell you so multiple times on his albums, where he has a sick flow & ill lyricism rapping in Spanish, better than any American mainstream rapper, with a few possible exceptions like Black Thought. Tego rocks the ill afro.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tego_Calderon

  11. 40 says:

    Thanks Willis. That drop made the email rounds of the Jackie Rob Foundation I was honored. If you are looking for some great JRob reading check out his book “First Class Citizenship”. Its a collection of his letters and correspondence with people from baseball, civil rights, and presidents. Its truly a fascinating, informative, and inspirational read. I recommend it highly.

    @Merc – That drop is merely a taste. I have a full blown dissertation (that I need to write) on the parallels of baseball and America. Its actually quite frightening the indicator baseball is in looking at where we are as a country (socially, economically, politically, ethically, legally, consumerism, et al.) I’m sure I can knock out a couple hundred pages rambling about it, or just give me a stoop, a Saturday and a satchel of Crown Royal and I’ll talk your ear off about it.

  12. mercilesz says:

    all three of yall and gringo…dope shit.

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