Don’t Get Dropped While Shopping…

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I hope that you don’t end up like homegirl did and since you are fuxing with a computer you shouldn’t. Doorbuster sales are for chumps. Who wants that bullshit anyhoo? If I had my videocamera still in my possession I would have posted up outside of the Wal-Mart where son got merc’ked last year just to see if any of these nimrods learned a lesson in humanity. I doubt it tho’. Brick and mortar shopping is for losers.

Combat Jack introduced me to the dude who owns this clothing line called 12 BAR. The clothes are dope and the dude was also mad chill. What most of you don’t know is that in real life I’m quite a douche so when homeboy from 12 BAR reached out to me in an effort to put me into his gear I rebuffed him. You see, I’m not some internets whore. I’m actually a slut. Whores do shit for money. I do my shit for love of the game.

12 BAR dude stays cool with the kid tho’ and he sends me an e-mail that he is having a clearance sale on his gear. I can get 60% off using the promotional code BLACK at the checkout. I don’t fux with promo codes less than 30% off. Do we all understand that 60% off is even greater than ‘HALF OFF’?

So I go to the 12 BAR website and peep some of the joints they are fuxing with.

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The sweatshirt in the center is hardbody. Joint has elbow patches too.

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The tee is the center and the right are FLAMBAY! The one in the center is the Fela Kuti joint. Don’t be retarded 60% off $24 is like $5 bucks. I don’t know math like that, but where on God’s green earth are you gonna score a dope tee for that cheap?

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I like the all black hoody on the right. What is 60% off of $70?

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This 60% off sale is what’s up and I have to keep it 100 and say that I slept on the 12 BAR pedigree. Sadly, all the sale shit has sold out of the obese man sizes that I prefer. If I was to wear an XL tee that shit would look like a sports bra on me. At least there is one I.T. they have I know will fit.

Fitteds.

I love me some fitted caps.

Nubuck suede with embroidery?

Sneaker Fiends Unite!

3 Responses to “Don’t Get Dropped While Shopping…”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    If I were a betting man, I’d place my money on the big chick in the red (all the way over to the left). See how she’s crouched down, rolling with the crowd, but has her shoulders up and a killer look as she’s straight focused on that toaster oven? Not at all focused on white crumpled up on the ground. Fallers are losers. Plus, she’s rocking the open toe in November, which is the penultimate definition of gully. Yes B, she’s a winner!

  2. 6 100 says:

    Son, you could have went to the store, picked up a newer model and started filming on site, all while pretending to test out the camera. . .

    And as far as the top pic. . . I thought Florida from “Good Times” had died. You sure this isn’t a picture of a Zombie attack?

  3. Damn Son says:

    that was the hottest black friday tip in the history of the internets

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