Jayne Kennedy = OG Black Dynamite…

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I love me some Vanessa Williams and Jayne Kennedy. I don’t care how old they are when I finally get to Hollywood, I am going to cast them in my movie just so I can smell behind their ears. With my tongue.

The good folks from Black Dynamite are hooking you up once again with tee shirts based on their cult classic film. All you gotta do is lace the comments thread with a line or anecdote from the movie. Recall a funny scene from one of the guest actors featured. Tell me why you fux with Black Dynamite and I GOT YOU with some more DP.com Free Shit.


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40 Responses to “Jayne Kennedy = OG Black Dynamite…”

  1. Polotron says:

    Ok Rabbit, we like it…we see your plan:

    I’m going with, “Shut up before you wake up the rest of the bitches.”
    Dyna-mite! Dyna-mite!

    My man breaking cats up during practice was hilarious. Kept showing up in front of dude trying to break out. And they should have known better than to interupt his Kung Fu.

    And I fux w/ it ’cause it recalls that time when the Tabernacle Church on Jamaica Ave was a movie theater….when a trip to the movies meant a good part of your day. “Yes Mom, my eyes are covered…” *peeking*

    Pay me.

  2. the_dallas says:

    ^ Back in the Encore days

  3. Slumbilical says:

    I am going to cast them in my movie just so I can smell behind their ears. With my tongue.

    ^

    *deceased*

  4. Slumbilical says:

    yo look at this broad’s ATCR (arm to cleavage ratio) – shit’s off the charts – arms are thin and graceful – knockers are in full 3D and tanned perfectly. awsmazing. this is one fine bird.

  5. Slumbilical says:

    i like me an 80s bird – coming right off the disco era – AIDS was still for monkeys and gays – nice shaggy bush and ready to play – from the roller rink to the waterbed – why wasn’t i in my 20s back then, God…why? *shakes fist at nobody*

  6. Zee! says:

    Another Black Dynamite gem:

    “Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery.”

    The whole audience at the same time: WTF?

    I fux with it cause I was hoping ya boy Michael Jai White was gonna get some shine after he got sonned by Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight.

  7. my joint was the part when the chick (i mean we gots to give it up to Jane Kennedy of the 90’s, Sally Richardson… she was fine as hell for no good got damn reason…) tells him somethin to the effect he thinks he can pull any broad with his smile and she gos, what no smile? and he looks at her with the strait face and says “I am smilin’.” i got to do that some day.

    now gimme my free shit…

  8. oh shit, i coulda got it right n exact if i woulda looked at the trailer… o well, still gimme…

  9. dmitry aka brooklyn jew says:

    DYNAMITE!!! DYNAMITE!!!!

  10. 6 100 says:

    Fam, I saw Black Dy-no-mite 3 times. That has to be the greatest movie of the past decade

    O’Leary: We heard about your brother’s death and we don’t want you running around turning the streets into rivers of blood.
    BD: Then tell me who did it and I’ll just leave a puddle

    BD:First Lady, I’m sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet.

    BD: Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain’t even gotta look! I should send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot coat hangers, bitch, would you like that?!

    Black Dynamite: Hey man, you shouldn’t of sent her in here with them titties. What you expect?

    Doctor: You’re lucky, Black Dynamite. Three inches to the left and we wouldn’t be having this conversation
    BD: Three inches to the right and he would’ve missed my black ass.

    Chocolate Giddyup: But I sell Drugs in the community

  11. 6 100 says:

    Remember the phantom tear on Sexy ass Kym Whitley in the beggining while she was smoking the unlit cigarette?

    Or the shrunken meat scene?

    Or his brother with the fucking British accent in the begining?

    Or him falling out of the helicopter?

    Or the car that fell of the cliff 2 times in the same movie?

  12. 6 100 says:

    or when bullhorn puched duke during the fight scene, and duke got real, then they cut to the same fight scene but with a dude in the same clothesstanding in for the original dude?

    Or the nunchuk fight with Nixon?

    or the scene where they find out how the man is gonna poison the community w/malt liquor?

  13. Slumbilical says:

    Or the shrunken meat scene?

    ^

    [||]

  14. 6 100 says:

    Do I get extra for my wealth of Black Dynamite knowledge and insight?

  15. Slumbilical says:

    the dude in the background – that’s me. untrimmed mustache, crisp white shirt, and the vest of a leisure suit…but just the vest. checkin out the scene and eyeing up the birds. birdwatching. bawriffic.

  16. 6 100 says:

    Son, if you saw that scene, there is no pause neccesary. Just dont have any food or drink in your mouth. You’d waste it

  17. getthesenets says:

    Anaconda…the only malt liquor approved by the federal government…..

  18. getthesenets says:

    Shh…don’t wake up the other B’s

    ayo…..that scene is straight from petey wheatstraw

    speaking of which

    Gotdamned junkies make me sick/
    that’s why N’s in the ghetto can’t HAVE shit/

    has to be THE funniest line in the history of blax films…..

    I know it’s a BD thread but petey wheatstraw is what you’d put in a time capsule to sow people what blax films were…..

    we used to drink private stock and watch those flicks…..and flip over the bottle cap and try to solve those rebuses…

  19. Polotron says:

    I have to see this movie again! Once was not enough.

    – – – – – – –
    Real talk: was not Leon Isaac Kennedy THE man? Like a bargain Jim Kelly.

  20. Polotron says:

    ^
    Wow. Petey Wheatstraw

  21. JDS aka The Fiendish Dr. Woo says:

    one of the funniest movies i’ve seen in a long time.

    Top 5 Line:

    “Donuts don’t wear gators”

    i fux with it because when i stumbled upon the trailor it looked like one of those cult classic films that no ones knows about but after you see it you’re compelled to show everyone you know

  22. Slumbilical says:

    Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!

  23. Tony Grands says:

    Damn. I’m late. On the thread & the movie.

    I will say though, DP, as a light skin’d nigga, I can’t sign off on Vanessa Williams. It’s common knowledge that we don’t like our own. Jane Kennedy though, she can be my next baby (grand) momma. I’ll rub some bengay on them thighs & she’ll need a motorized wheelchair for a week.

  24. Slumbilical says:

    I can’t sign off on Vanessa Williams.

    ^

    slippage. i was watchin the elmo movie with my seed and vanessa was in that jawn lookin like a angel dropped out of heaven. she’s a 10 even in her geriatric old age. she gets the 100 pct slumbeezy co-sig — lessondary beauty. rick fox stay in win mode – from V-dub to eliza dushku – that’s a win compounded with a win.

  25. BIGNAT says:

    Black dynamite bust into the room a knife comes from the window at the same time slicing the guys arm off. then black dynamite said this
    I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I CAME IN THE ROOM BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man that part had me cracking up

  26. BIGNAT says:

    oh two little girls playing on the street black dynamite walking with the light skinned chick in the movie he trying to get down with
    first little girl: hey my mommy said my daddy name is black dynamite
    second little girl: my mommy said my daddy name is black dynamite too
    (black dynamite looks at the little girls and the women he is with and said)
    black dynamite: umm there are a lot of guys named black dynamite
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  27. Tony Grands says:

    ” i was watchin the elmo movie with my seed and vanessa was in that jawn lookin like a angel dropped out of heaven. she’s a 10 even in her geriatric old age”

    ^^I hear you Slum, but my bucks on the buxom bronze beauty. I make it a point to stay not lusting after women who look like my mom & aunt, no oedipus.

  28. Slumbilical says:

    I make it a point to stay not lusting after women who look like my mom & aunt, no oedipus.

    ^

    but nah son, we was created like that. shit’s fucked up but it’s biological. lol

  29. Slumbilical says:

    yo this comment section is on a hunnit thousin – illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  30. FrankTalk says:

    Illest OST in a minute. Analog Gods.

  31. LM says:

    I would pay to see trailers like that

    Same for this comments section

    Jayne Kennedy on the NFL Today? Yes

  32. BIGNAT says:

    dp you gotta link them to the other post you did on black dynamite. the video with the little girl who goes you wanna play with my barbies and she got drugs. then when the cop is taking her in she goes get off of me pig. that joint had me dying.

  33. BIGNAT says:

    I checked up on Ms Jayne Kennedy a sex tape that is of very bad quality. she was in playboy and didn’t pose nude hef let that slide? how she get the cover without dropping the panties.

  34. Tony Grands says:

    “the dude in the background – that’s me. untrimmed mustache, crisp white shirt, and the vest of a leisure suit…but just the vest. checkin out the scene and eyeing up the birds. birdwatching. bawriffic.”

    ^^bwhahahaah! I just noticed that cat playing the back, looking like Griff from Married with Children. I was too busy imaginating the cocoa puff areolas.

  35. the_dallas says:

    6 100, your Black Dynamite mastery will have you rewarded lovely.

    Who was sleeping on Vanessa Williams? That chick is the GOAT Miss America. You betta’ rekanize

  36. Slumbilical says:

    i’m bumping cam’ron’s public enemy jawn…shit’s fiya

    IT’S JUST US [||]

  37. El Gringo Colombiano says:

    http://www.myspace.com/cunninlynguists

    sup dallas,

    randomly noticed Cunninlynguists is playing NYC on Fri Dec 11 11:00 PM at Highline Ballroom

    saw them live in my town, great show. CunninLynguists discography is excellent, 1 of the best discographies of this 00s decade, w/ 5 dope albums. Beats wise, it’s like OutKast 2.0. Dungeon Family influenced, but improved even better. Forgive me OutKast stans if my words here are blasphemous, just my $0.02. Kno is that dude on production, real talk no stannery.

    Also CunninLynguists seems to have more stanlitas than mist underground hip hop. Eg more towards the Atmosphere side (many girl fans) than say an Immortal Technique/Wu side (100% white dudes, that look like Vinnie Paz, sausage fest [||]).

    Yall NYCers will enjoy this show. I will enjoy it if yall mess around & end up with a blog post on said show.

    If “I need more people”, reference Dart Adams’ similar biguppage of CunninLynguists on his blog.

  38. Kiana says:

    did Slumbilical say something about an arm to cleavage ratio? hahahahaha, do y’all (men) really think like that? That’s hilarious!

    The guy who did the score for black dynamite is casting for a 60s themed video in LA this weekend. They’re trying to churn out all kinds of stuff from this movie. Should be good.

  39. getthesenets says:

    i fux with bd because it’s been 20 years since im gonna git you sucka came out……

    plus

    michael jai white is a combination of the cast of “3 the hard way”…
    it’s like the intro to pig pun’s second album…

    the strength of JIM BROWN

    the charm of FRED WILLIAMSON

    and the martial arts skills of JIM KELLY

  40. getthesenets says:

    when i first saw layla ali…..i assumed that jayne kennedy had had an affair with mama-named-him-clay and layla was the result

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