The Super Bowl this year could shake up a whole lot of ways that would make me happy. The Jets could face the Cowboys. The Jets could face the Packers. The Packers could face the Chargers. The Cowboys could crush the Colts. Once I select my NFL playoffs fantasy squad all that favorite team shit goes out the window.
I hope this is finally the year that TONY ROMO doesn’t choke to death in the post-season. If he does I want his ass traded ASAP (peace to WARREN SAPP). Let’s set off another DP.com pool and here are the rules…
First Rule: Read these fux’n rules correctly.
If you fux up your roster you are shit out of luck. The fantasy pool admin (myself) does not give a good gotdamn about whatever your problems are. Submit one roster only. You have until Saturday 01.09.10 12:00pm EST to post your squad so take your time to do it correctly.
You can only pick one(1) player per team. So if you chose Tom Brady as your QB you can NOT Randy Moss as a WR. Take your time and use strategy when assembling your team. You will only get points when your player plays so be careful of the 1st round byes and teams you think will only play one game. Your team must consist of…
PLAYERS
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE
1 FLEX(could be a running back, wide receiver, or tight end)
1 Kicker
1 Defense/Special Teams
SCORING
6 pts- TD Rushing, Receiving, Passing
6 pts- Defensive TD, Kickoff Return/Punt Return for a TD
6 pts- Defensive Shutout
3 pts- Field Goals (4pts- 40 yarder, 5pts- 50 yarder, 6pts- 60 yarder)
3 pts- Defense holds opponent to 9 points or less
2 pts- Defensive safety
2 pts- Two point conversion (Rushing, Receiving, Passing)
1 pt- Every 10 yards Receiving, Rushing
1 pt- Every 20 yards Passing
1 pt- Defensive sack, interception, fumble recovery
1 pt- Kicking extra point
0 pts- Any yardage on punt/kickoff returns
* If a punt or kickoff is returned for a TD the D/ST gets 6 points and if you have a guy like Wes Welker as one of your WR’s he will also be credited with 6 pts if he ran it back. So in that scenario the Pats D & Welker will be credited 6 pts.
* RB has 73 rushing yards and 10 receiving yards(total yards – 83) he will be credited 8 pts.
* If a QB has 200 passing yards -1 rushing(total yards – 199), he will be credited 9 pts. If he has 199 passing yards &1 rushing(total yards – 200), he will be credited 10
*This is NOT for just the first round, but the ENTIRE playoffs so once your player is out you cant pick up another you have to play a man or two or three down.
Here’s what my squad looks like…
QB – Tony Romo
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Willis McGahee
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST- Baltimore Ravens
Good luck to everyone who puts in a playoff roster.
You. Could. Go. All. The. Waaaaaay.
Last year came in second. Season pool i came in second im tired of that susan luchie shit i got alot to plan for tonight
Here come the pain!
I don’t follow the game anymore but seeing as my born day is this day in Jets history–
January 12, ** 1969 **
I have only three words to add–
EMERSON BOOZER FTW!
I can’t find any Emerson solo but here’s a good clip on the infamous Heidi game, best/worst bit of NYC sports fuckery pre- OJ & Al Cowlings v. Knicks-Rockets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJAn3cTMXW8
qb – rivers
rb – peterson, felix jones
wr – wayne sidney rice
te – gates
flex – dallas clark
k – kaeding
d/st – vikings
ASAP (peace to WARREN SAPP)
^
*keeled over crying*
dp-
you got mcgahee and ravens d ?
is that legal, or does st/d not count as a “player” in the one player per team rule?
oh i get it. theres 8 players and a st/d
ami hobbes you fucked up already rivers, gates and i think kaeding are all on the chargers.
no wait
i still dont get it
russ just make sure that 8 spots are filled by people of different teams and the 9th you pick a defense/special teams. which should be a different team than those 8 other players. you have 10 teams to choose from i fucked up last year but not this year i am sitting down with a pen and pad trying to make it happen. you need help look at this
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/standings/playoffrace
shows you the 10 play off teams.
Farve – qb
Reggie Bush – rb
Ray Rice – rb
Antonio Gates – te
Ryan Grant – flex
Larry Fitzgerald – wr
Deshaun Jackson – wr
Cincinati Defense
Matt Stover – Kicker
umm dp didn’t you mess up you got mcgahee and the ravens defense that is wrong right?
hobbs cuz of rules ur tewam is now
rivers, peterson, jones, wayne,gates—–u not looking good homie
okay it’s show time bitches
Q.B. Brett Farve- Vikings
R.B.1- Cedric Benson- Bengals
R.B.2- Ryan Grant- Packers
W.R.1- Randy Moss- Patriots
W.R.2- Larry Fitzgerald- Cardinals
T.E.- Antonio Gates- Chargers
Flex- Ray Rice- Ravens
Kicker- Matt Stover- Colts
Defense/Special Teams- Cowboys
I think i got it right this year
i didn’t notice that other stuff yeah hobbs you on one leg already homie
wait until the injury reports come out..
GANG GREEN NUGGA WHAT!!!!! Plus us Jets fans bump Nas’ “NY State of Mind” not that Jiggerman drivel…
QB – Drew Brees (NO)
RB – Thomas Jones (NYJ)
RB – Ray Rice (BAL)
WR – DeSean Jackson (PHI)
WR – Randolph DuMontae Moss (NE)
TE – Dallas Clark (IND)
K – Nate Kaeding (SD)
Flex – Miles Austin (DAL)
DEF – Green Bay (GB)
# Russ the Bus Says:
January 6th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
oh i get it. theres 8 players and a st/d
^ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha std
Damn $yk, what you smoking to help you see that?
Roffle mayo!
QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Adrian Peterson
WR – Julian Edelman
WR – Robert Meachem
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Brent Celek
K – Mason Crosby
D/ST- New York Jets (yeah i said it)
@ Grands
That OR Kush mixed w/purp. Down to the last of the turkey bag.
OH SHIT !!!! BIG [||] to “8 players and an std” WOAH!
big nat-
there’s 12 playoff teams.
Russ the Bus Says:
January 7th, 2010 at 8:20 am
OH SHIT !!!! BIG [||] to “8 players and an std” WOAH!
^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
QR = Phillip Rivers
RB1 = Reggie Bush
RB2 = Felix Jones
WR1 = Reggie Wayne
WR2 = Sidney Rice
TE = Jermicheal Finley
FLEX = Moss
K = Jay Feely
D/ST = Vikings
Listen!!!!
You have to pick 8 offensive position players each from a different team. Your defense/special teams can be ANY team in the playoffs.
Just respect the pattern I used to pick your teams
aaron rodgers GB
ladainian tomlinson SD
ray rice BAL
larry fitzgerald ARI
percy harvin MIN
cedric benson CIN
jason witten DAL
david akers PHI
std – MIN
drew brees
ray rice
cedric benson
reggie wayne
randy moss
antonio gates
darren sproles
bengals
russ who you pausing homie you the one that put that not me homie.
sometimes you gotta pause yourself. [||]
QB- Phillip Rivers
RB-Adrian Peterson
RB-Ray Rice
WR-Marques Colston
WR-Larry Fitzgerald
TE-Jason Whitten
K-David Akers
FLEX-Ryan Grant
DEF- Bengals
Cowboys vs. Chargers in the Super Bowl
Cowboys FTW!
QB-Tony Romo
RB-Adrian Peterson
RB-Ryan Grant
WR-Wes Welker
WR-Reggie Wayne
TE-Antonio Gates
K-Shayne Graham
Flex- Larry Fitzgerald
Def- Dallas Cowboys
Colts v. Cowboys…Cowboys win 35-23
QB Rodgers Green Bay
RB Rice Baltimore
RB Peterson Minnesota
WR Jackson Philadelphia
WR Moss New England
TE Gates San Diego
Flex Clark Indianapolis
K Graham Cincinnati
D/Special Arizona
Packers 31, Chargers 27 is the Super Bowl
QB – Peyton Manning – Colts
RB – Thomas Jones – Jets
RB – Marion Barber – Cowboys
WR – Marques Colston – Saints
WR – Derrick Mason – Ravens
TE – Brent Celek – Eagles
Flex – Antonio Gates – Chargers
K – Ryan Longwell – Vikings
D/ST – Jets
Eagles & Colts in the Super Bowl
dang the homie done missed a playa.
QBdrew brees
RBray rice
RBcedric benson
WRreggie wayne
WRrandy moss
TEantonio gates
Flex- Miles Austin
K Matt Stover
D/ ST Bengals
Cowboys vs Ravens in the SuperBowl
QB P. Manning IND
RB R. Rice BAL
RB A. Peterson MIN
WR M. Austin DAL
WR L. Fitzgerald ARI
TE A. Gates SD
K Garrett Hartley NO
D/ST IND COLTS
FLEX T. Jones RB NYJ
StookieBrother1 Says:
January 7th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
QB-Tony Romo
RB-Adrian Peterson
RB-Ryan Grant
WR-Wes Welker
WR-Reggie Wayne
TE-Antonio Gates
K-Shayne Graham
Flex- Larry Fitzgerald
Def- Dallas Cowboys
Colts v. Cowboys…Cowboys win 35-23
wes is done for the year “Wes Welker’s season officially ended on Wednesday when the New England Patriots placed the NFL’s leading receiver on injured reserve”
Randy Moss replaces wes welker…my b…
QB-Romo
RB-Adrian Peterson
Rb-ryan grant
wr- Randy Moss
wr-reggie wayne
e- antonio gates
k-Shayne graham
Flex-Lerry Fitzgerald
Def- Cowboys
QB- Manning IND
RB1- Arian Peterson MIN
RB2- Ray Rice BAL
WR1- Miles Austin DAL
WR2- Larry Fitz ARI
TE- Antonio Gates SD
Flex- Thomas Jones
Kick- Garrett Hartley NO
Defense- DALLAS.superbowlchamps.com
(if the FB gods love me)
StookieBrother1 once it’s out there you can’t change
what you mean…dude aint eligible no reason i shouldnt be able to.
QB- Phillip Rivers
RB- Ray Rice
RB-
WR
WR
TE
K
D/ST
fuck beans
QB- Phillip Rivers SD
RB- Ray Rice BAL
RB- Ryan Grant GB
WR- Greg Jennings GB
WR- Sidney Rice MIN
TE- Jason Whitten DAL
FLEX – Dallas Clark IND
K- Nate Kaeding SD
D/ST – GB
check out the rules stookie
First Rule: Read these fux’n rules correctly.
If you fux up your roster you are shit out of luck. The fantasy pool admin (myself) does not give a good gotdamn about whatever your problems are. Submit one roster only.
QB – Peyton Manning IND
RB – Adrian Peterson MIN
RB – Reggie Bush NO
WR – Randy Moss NE
WR – Desean Jackson PHI
TE – Jason Witten DAL
FLEX – Ryant Grant GB
K – Nate Kaeding SD
D/ST- Vikings
Excuse me while I whip this out
QB- don mcnabb eagles
RB- Chris Benson bengals
Rb-Ray Rice ravens
wr-robert meacham saints
wr- vincent jackson chargers
te- v. shanko vikings
flex- larry fitzgerald cardinals
k- matt stover colts
d/st eagles
ok………..who’s gonna get 2nd place?
man this must be hard for some people
Amadeo
rivers and kaeding on the same team
grant and jennings on the same team
gotd damn…lets leave it to the internets…hook a dude up…its a simple mistake…there was mad time left…dude aint eligible then dude aint eligible…i fixed before time slot…come on DP hook a dude up
stookie i messed up last year homie it’s not going happen.
there is 12 teams in the NFL playoffs (not 10 that dude mentioned earlier)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009–10_NFL_playoffs
QB brett farve MIN
RB ryan grant GNB
RB marion barber DAL
WR wes welker NWE
WR reggie wayne IND
TE antonio gates SDG
FLEX jeremy shockey NOR
K shayne graham CIN
D/ST Jets
Coco
in the words of Warner Wolf………….”if you have wes welker on your fantasy team….YOU LOSE”
^^
proceeds to shoot self in foot. note to self next time check out the injury report and the comments before submitting
and to 40
(since the competition is officially on)
Jets fans don’t play NY State of Mind…they pump billy joel.., I’ve been in the parking lot during the tailgating..
you won’t find more cops at a police convention….all the jets fans are cops or firemen
yeah you right El Gringo Colombiano but my link had it right i just messed up. i felt like a ass going back at the link and seeing 12 teams i don’t know what was i thinking at least my picks are right. i see even though i told someone else wes was out another rises to pick him again.
QB – Tom Brady Pats
RB – Adrian Peterson Vikings
RB – Ray Rice Ravens
WR – Reggie Wayne Colts
WR – Chad Ocho Cinco Bengals
TE – Jermichael Finley Packers
WR – Miles Austin Cowboys
K – Jay Feeley Jets
DEF – New Orleans
QB P. Manning IND
RB R. Rice BAL
RB R. Bush NO
WR M. Austin DAL
WR S. Rice MIN
TE J. Finley GB
FLEX T. Jones NYJ
K D. Akers PHI
D/ST Dallas