SEPARATED @ BIRTH: All That Jaz…

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You think Huey and Riley know that Jazmine DuBois is gonna grow up to be this foxy?

I’m ready to start calling Ms.Keys by her new nickname – Azzmin DuBwutt

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My bad, that was hell’a corny. I don’t mean to offend Alicia Keys anymore. I apologize now for accusing her for playing fake piano during Jay-Z’s insipid urban anthem. During her musical guest spot on Saturday Night Live she played her piano. Albeit it wasn’t that dynamic, but she did play.

Right now, Alicia Keys is owning all the chicks that make musical performances. As soon as she learns how to dance it will be a wrizzap.

Huey and Riley better stop sleeping.

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14 Responses to “SEPARATED @ BIRTH: All That Jaz…”

  1. BIGNAT says:

    what is corny is comparing a cartoon to a real women. shit is boondocks even getting another season? charles last night faking to be ms. keys was funny as hell.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60yUR74Xq0E
    go check it out but while searching for that clip. it was said they didn’t show this on snl last nigt. if you was watching the game last night you saw that clip.
    Dan Patrick: “Oh has Alicia let herself go.” hahahhaha

  2. 6 100 says:

    I missed the first 30 minutes. But it seemed to be a good episode. Some episodes have been awful as of late(Gerard Butler, the kid from thrird rock from the son[||])

    Any show with David Patterson is my favorite
    Any show with Keenan Thompson as the “scared straight from the movies” is funny

  3. 6 100 says:

    Alicia don’t have booty like that. Maybe 36″ at most.

    45″ plus is the new gold standard

    As stated previously, in 2010 “booty is the new face”

  4. Tony Grands says:

    Remember how on ‘The Bernie Mac Show’, when in retrospect you could see he was sick? Maybe the last 2 seasons? That was Charles last night. I tried to laugh, but no dice. They shoulda had Keenan on some more skits, played the Black jokes angle extra.

    Alicia’s shoulder pads were not all good. She did a great Kanye impression though, spazzin out & rubbing her boutros on the piano, like a horny feline.

    Cosign, Gerard Butler & ‘tommy’ from 3rd Rock were painful. When they show the reruns of those 2, which they have twice already, I thought to myself “what’s up with that? What up with that?”

  5. Slumbilical says:

    to me alicia is the female apex. then jessica biel. the two of them at once = slum dies happy.

  6. el capitan says:

    Jazmine is annoying and A.Keys is overrated

  7. atifl says:

    i been saying alicia keys>>>>>>. swizz is one lucky fuck

  8. 6 100 says:

    Alicia’s beat selections have been questionable ever since she hooked up with Swizz. Her melodies were always on point. But swizz can’t make a DRUM beat that doesn’t sounds one of like his old beats if his Miyam Biyalik nose depended on it

  9. Slumbilical says:

    Miyam Biyalik nose

    ^

    ether

  10. BIGNAT says:

    i had to google miyam if her and swiss made a kid…….smh

  11. Yes Boondocks has a new season on deck. Just saw the announcement last week.

    I don’t watch SNL. Missed out.

  12. nerditry says:

    So long as we’re bringing up Mac, his wife on the show is a killah!

  13. StandOut FT says:

    I thinkg her knick name fits perfectly.

  14. BIGNAT says:

    YES NEW SEASON OF BOONDOCKS

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