What Hath They Wrought?!?

marc jenn

I blame Jenifer Lopez and Marc Antony for this video…


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34 Responses to “What Hath They Wrought?!?”

  1. RTHSTN says:

    Blame J-Lo & Skeletor for this shit

  2. 6 100 says:

    Nah, J-Ho does Dance music for gheys and KTU. Marc Anthony does Salsa. Other than the PR connection to reggaeton, the dots dont connect.(BTW, their kids are clones)

    You know who is to blame for that video?
    1)Big Pun because of the obvious resemblance(ethnic and all)
    2)Ja Rule for popularizing the singing of the hook
    3)N.O.R.E. for popularizing reggaeton
    4)Kid Vicious for popularizing incoherent lyrics by children

    But on the real this kid looks like he shops on Southern Blvd in the Bronx and loves that NYC summer/free/school lunch.

  3. DirtyJerz says:

    Who knew N.O.R.E. was doin’ the Stink-Nasty w/ Rosie O’Donnell?

  4. Amadeo says:

    I needed the second video as palate cleanser.

  5. 40 says:

    We were laughing at this video a few days ago. My man said kid looks like, and I doth quote:

    “He looks like if Precious and Jason Kidd’s waterhead son had a kid….”

  6. Kiana says:

    I love that mini daddy video. His lil neck rolls crack me up.

  7. the_dallas says:

    The mini vixens are dead wrong

  8. getthesenets says:

    easy jesus…..that’s hey-zeus

  9. Slumbilical says:

    yo j-lo could get it – no way on earth this nicca marco antonio blazing it right. no way on earth. she’d be calling me papi off the top

  10. Polotron says:

    “The mini vixens are dead wrong”
    ^
    I’d love to meet these proud parents.

    Immediate action should have been taken by the Office of Children & Family Services @ the airing of this video. There might even be a kiddie porn charge in there somewhere.

    Mini Daddy makes someone a Gran before the end of Winter….

    @Kiana, it was the side skip/hop for me….

  11. getthesenets says:

    yo, having not seen the video….

    I used to watch a lot of univision/telemundo

    had to stop when they’d have a family show….all ages of people in the audience and they’d have younguns out there doing and dressing like the chicks from “no te duermas..” aka puerto rican “benny hill”

    and EVERYBODY acted like it was normal…

    haven’t watched those channels in over 10 years..

  12. 6 100 says:

    You gotta remember that most hispanic countries are warmer than the US. And alot of the Spanish language TV filmed in the US is filmed in Miami or LA. So it is kind of normal

  13. DirtyJerz says:

    BWAHAHAHA! Son, I can’t stop watchin’ this video!

    Word Is Bawn, I always wanted to secretly fight a douchebag that only tucks his shirt in the front so you can see his bedazzled belt buckle, and this lil’ thick ass ninja just “D.O.A.’ed” that.

  14. 6 100 says:

    Remember “Banned from TV”

    “Sonnin’ nukkas so long I think I got a grandson.”-Pun

    $20 on Mini Daddy smashing JayZ in the top of the head with a bottle at the club like his Grampa Pun did

  15. DirtyJerz says:

    6 100 – HAHAHA! I’ll put another $100 up if Mini Yankee would smack Lil’ Weezy across his neck tattoo w/a bottle of that punk ass pink drink that rapperdudes be havin in their video.

  16. getthesenets says:

    6 100

    “young uns”….like literally kids…

    now cypher

  17. Russ the Bus says:

    didnt notice this when the bronx video first went up:

    YOUR BOYS WEARIN 3D GLASSES.

    you were those shits outside you can see the future.

  18. Slumbilical says:

    “Sonnin’ nukkas so long I think I got a grandson.”-Pun

    ^

    is you kidding me, absolutely

    whole verse is quotable

    also cam killt it:

    “but the bing it ain’t a bit spacious / niccas loadin up they rib cages / cats like to rip places / bloody lip taste-siss / Cam is a big racist

  19. Slumbilical says:

    Yo, yo, champagne on the rocks
    pour on the fort knox lazarus
    shark salad with cabbage
    pork chops and applesauce
    twin connection, disrepect watch your body cave in
    pump the shotty guagin’, hit the shorty while he potty training
    i ain’t playing, i’m truly the worst
    simply the first to get his whole body fully reversed
    uzi it hurts, leave you double-dead
    i’ma a bubble-head, i never listen to nothing my mother said
    ay yo i hold niggas ransom for money
    like johhny handsome
    been sonning niggas for so long
    i think i got a grandson
    my passion is money, a stash and a honey
    that won’t ask questions but will blast anybody
    that’s my kind of girl, kinda of world i want to live in
    not a cell or a prison or in hell’s armageddon
    just a little ghetto
    where my niggas control the middle
    we know the riddles of life where others know only a little

    ^

    RIP i swear not even eminem could cook up these type of hood riddle biddle fiddley diddle type raps – this cat was the greatest. great – test. greatest. FIRE.

  20. getthesenets says:

    “pork chops and apple sauce”

    when I heard that part I knew Pun was the best out at the time…

    shout to peter brady
    ////////////////////////////////////

    banned is one of the top 10 posse records of all time…..first four verses are incredible..equally hot….and then nore brings the energy at the end…

  21. atifl says:

    marc antony looks maad vampirish in that pic.

  22. dmitry aka brooklyn jew says:

    Ok dat little kid in the video looks like da little kid from nacho libre. No shots but he does.

  23. bottomlesspedro says:

    “Buy your bread out the back of a trunk and buy your steak off a skateboard” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DP killin it once again

  24. Polotron says:

    “Ok dat little kid in the video looks like da little kid from nacho libre.”

    DEAD.

  25. Slumbilical says:

    Agreed, all them verses was nasty, even NATURE murdered it. When a weed carrier snaps, you know the session was bananas (no chiquita).

  26. getthesenets says:

    Slum,

    banned is just a perfect record…I used do pullups and dips to that song….

    ======================
    somebody should make a thread/post/entry about rap lyrics that are just wrong..

    just wrong

    like Nature shined on that record but who the F is “Abdul Louima”?…abner..

    and Dizzy Gillesp. didn’t play the sax(sax)

  27. PG says:

    man, the 2nd vid reminded me of how awesome DP tv is. lets start a fundraiser to get dallas a new handicam

  28. Tony Grands says:

    Getthese-

    XXL did a post like that, I think early last year. Shit was hilarious.

    Warren G-“what’s next, what’s next, what’s n-x-e-t”

  29. 6 100 says:

    getthesenets

    Nature’s line is:

    “Nukkas try to stick my like Abner Louima”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima

    “Abner Louima is a Haitian who was assaulted, brutalized and forcibly sodomized with a broken broom stick by New York City police officers after being arrested outside a Brooklyn nightclub in 1997.”

    Today they’d propbably use a Michael Mineo.

  30. 6 100 says:

    PG, I think DP should post advertisments along the left and right sidebars.

    That alot of empty space that can generate income. Nike and LucasArts get enough free ad time on here just make people pay for it.

    *****BREAKING NEWS*****
    Swizz Beats proposes to Alicia Keys. She says Yes. Swizz still legally married to Mashonda

  31. getthesenets says:

    6 100,

    I’m from the same place that Abner Louima is from….same island.

    Nature said “Abdul”….and he moved to Marcy…nothing left to say…Nature moved to Marcy.

  32. getthesenets says:

    TG,

    thanks….I hit xxl site every once in a while…think I’ve got to look that up…
    did they get at Nas in the article?

    Special Ed once said…”

    “I give eye jammies, get Grammys/
    but I’m not an actor…..”

    gotdamned public schools….
    🙂

  33. BIGNAT says:

    no comment on that little kid video it’s just sad. dp i like that fitted you rocking what brand is that major?

  34. BIGNAT says:

    buy your meat off a skateboard mwhahahha

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