Remember when we used to literally talk shit here @

True story is that I went to the grand opening of the Arby’s restaurant in the former Gage & Tollner space in downtown Brooklyn. Nevermind that installing ANY fastfood restaurant in that space is a violation to the interior of the building, eating Arby’s cheese fries is a violation to your body’s interior space.

I loved every bite of it. But the aftermath got dicey, or should I say… Deucey?


For what all the numbers higher than #2 represent you have to consult with the homey BLAX HEDRUM…

17 Responses to “Mathemashits…”

  1. LC says:

    Peefarts are part of my daily routine. Skidmarks? Not so much thank god.

  2. 6 100 says:

    That duece has got to be photo shopped.

    or the pic was taken at a gay club restroom. No George Micheal

  3. Russ the Bus says:

    never ate a booger? you dont know what youre missin. boogers are delicious. come to my super bowl party, im makin bacon wrapped boogers!

  4. SMELL DEEZ... says:

    DP congradulations on giving healthy birth to that child. Your own little ralph munster jr. to call your own. oh and btw that fart @ 5:08 was hardbody, 4realz

  5. SMELL DEEZ... says:

    ps what # is the spray fart ???

  6. Slumbilical says:

    shit looks like a butterfly – WOW lol

  7. Slumbilical says:

    1.99 is not a sale price *dead*

  8. Tony Grands says:

    If I may….

    #5 blood in stool. Alcoholics may know ’bout that. Commonly referred to as “the Oh shit, take me to the hospital!”.

    #5.5 the all-liquid deuce. Again, booze hounds club. Also known as “the sloosh” & “the cheek wetter”.

  9. Tony Grands says:

    I can say, with all honesty, that this is the first time I’ve seen such vibrant, healthy feces on the ‘Net, without doing a poorly worded search.

    I wonder what the guy who watched you take that picture was thinking to himself.

  10. Tony Grands says:

    The Exhibit DP.

    When you take flicks of your butt babies to show all your friends.

  11. 40 says:

    Where does the “Shart” rank?

    PS – the “peefart” is officially in my lexicon. I’ve had a few of those waiting online for the pisser hopped up on free beer.

  12. nerditry says:

    Lemme talk about .02 which is the butt dust. That remnant from the last person that used the turlet but didn’t check on the flush quality.

  13. Tony Grands says:

    Turlet……roffle mayo.

  14. RTHSTN says:

    LMAO at nerditry

  15. chris says:

    Dead at “1.99 is not a sales price”

  16. BIGNAT says:

    dp joell ortiz told you them white rimmed glasses is not hip hop hahahhaha. also how do you rate the cable dump? it is musch more that just a number 2

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