If they play your sport at the Olympics I will lay odds to rods [ll] that sport is ghey as fux. Some sports are inherently gheyer than most because they involve the competitors actually nestling within the genitals of their mates [ll].
Look at the double luge. Is luge some kind of Germanic word for having sex with another man’s ass? That is surely what that shit looks like. One guy steers the sled while the other guy tries to put his dick in the first guy’s butt [ll].
If the real meaning of luge isn’t that you are fuxed then the United States Olympic Committee, or whoever it is that gives away those gold medals needs to change the name to appropriately describe what you are when you come unglued from your sled while traveling at 100mph.
I think you are fuxed, but that’s just me.
I’m not all mathy-math boy, but I have a damn good imagination and I can imagine what the centrifgual force was as this dude’s sled whipped around each subsequent corner. You just hope your skin holds together somewhat and your skull isn’t cracked open like a cantaloupe splattering all of your sanguine brain meat.
Doing what amounts to cardio shit while wearing spandex, singlets, tightpants or even shorts is ghey. Doing that shit for NO money except for possibly a medal is super ghey. Dying during a practice run for your amateur sport makes you the patron saint of homosexuals. Practice?!? This would have never happened to Allen Iverson.
God please rest NODAR KUMARITASHVILI’s soul in ghey sports heaven.
This one’s for all the “shooters” (no Peter North) in the audience–
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97F2jCFSTPg
There should also be a sport for launching turkey bacon and eggs from one’s nostril while reading this post. Dallas you are a fuxing fool.
God bless dude. @ least he died doing something noble [ll], as opposed to being mauled by a bear or getting vodka’d to death.
*sidenote-they should call it the “lube”.*
That sport has created a new category:
ghey
+
dangerous
=
gheygerous.
The pictures say it all…now I need to clean this coffee up…
when you win gold don’t you get 25k. i think that is how much americans got in the summer olympics. they get paid that is another reason they want gold so badly. i don’t think the get shit for silver or bronze. this is the winter olympics and people really don’t care that much about them. o guess they would get no where as much for a gold.
doubles luge & 4-man bobsled is ghey. single luge, bobsled, skeleton is mad str8.
Free Consulting: to de-ghey the double luge event: make it mixed gender event.
EGC,
That is forward thinking only if dude is on bottom. Otherwise that is called pegging[ll].
the impression that I get (no Mighty Mighty Bosstones) is that the larger person sits on the luge sled, the smaller person on top of the large person.
The woman would be said smaller person always, just to be competitive & actually win the race. If this were not the case, you would see in the “ice dancing” competition 1 random pair, with say an WNBA-sized 6’4″ woman flippin some midgety 5″4″ type dude in the air.