crystal gail mangum

Editor’s note: I’m gonna bring this theme back from last year where Combat Jack and I had some fun saluting the people who have kept alive the legacy of CRISPUS ATTUCKS.

Many of you may not know this but CRISPUS ATTUCKS was the first person killed in the Revolutionary War. ATTUCKS was also a Black man. That he is generally the only name most people remember when queried about the so-called ‘Boston Massacre‘ says that ATTUCKS was surely a pioneer, but a pioneer of what you might ask? CRISPUS ATTUCKS has pioneered a long line of Africans in America who have gotten their shit fucked the fuck up because they were fucking around with the white.

To lead off this years CRIPUS ATTUCKS memoriam we will look at the controversial story of CRYSTAL GAIL MANGUM.

MANGUM is the woman, who in 2006, accused several Duke University lacrosse players of raping her. MANGUM had been in the company of the lacrosse team after she was contracted to perform erotically at a private party in the residence of the players. The story ignited a firestorm of racial tensions across the nation. The history of America and the relationships of whites and Blacks is well-documented for those that seek the information. Those that prefer rumor and sensationalism are unfortunately the majority however and the facts of this case were obscured and blurred from the start.

MANGUM was a stripper. MANGUM was hired to strip. At some point in the evening MANGUM was approached for services other than dancing and the removal of her clothing. MANGUM refused those advances. What has never been publicized is that MANGUM was issued a benzodiazepine from the players in order to make her pliant to their sexual advances. MANGUM had been drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana prior and all of these substances ultimately made for a convoluted toxicology report.

While MANGUM had no DNA evidence from the lacrosse players within her vagina she did show evidence of vaginal and anal intercourse. Basically, MANGUM was given a date rape drug by the players and she was fucked in her pussy and in her ass with something other than a penis. This is why CRYSTAL GAIL MANGUM deserves the CRISPUS ATTUCKS salutation. If she had simply kept her ass in the Black Durham strip clubs this would have never happened. She went after the what she thought would be the easy paper from the white college kids without realizing that these kids were depraved from years of privileged programming.

Date rape drugs (benzodiazepines) are drugs normally used to treat anxiety, panic attacks, insomnia, and several other conditions. Some benzodiazepines used to treat insomnia possess a powerful motor-impairing sedative, with strong amnestic properties. This is the reason that she can’t remember exactly what happened, but it all boils down to her decision to fux around with the white. Sure the Black money is slow money and may not always help you pay the rent on time. but the Blacks don’t even know how to pronounce Benzodiazepine much less how to administer it.

Unfortunately, CRYSTAL GAIL MANGUM had to learn the hard way (puns always intended) that hanging around with the white is the quickest way to getting your shit fucked the fuck up. Luckily for her she didn’t suffer the same fate as CRISPUS ATTUCKS, but then again, it’s still very possible that a musket was shoved up inside of her. We’ll never know.




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  1. Tony Grands says:

    She prA’li got a tramp stamp later that year:

    “No Foreign Object$” with an arrow pointing to the glory hole. Notice the dollar sign. It’s only right…

  2. Russ the Bus says:

    you forgot the best part of the story:

    Duke lacrosse accuser charged with attempted murder, arson
    Crystal Mangum

    Posted: Today at 5:39 a.m.
    Updated: Today at 1:55 p.m.

    Durham, N.C. — Durham police late Wednesday arrested the woman who four years ago falsely accused three Duke University lacrosse players of raping her.

    Crystal Mangum assaulted her boyfriend, set his clothes on fire in a bathtub and threatened to stab him, investigators said.

    LOL. classic.

  3. Tony Grands says:

    ^^When I read that this morning, I just skimmed through it. Cue Alanis Morrisette.

  4. $yk! says:

    Crispus Attucks

    ^ What an awful name. Is it too early?

    And this broad?

    (On) CRYSTAL you need a MAGNUM

    ^ fixed

    Both ways…nh…

  5. Combat Jack says:

    Crispus Attucks week officially starts this year on March 1st, being how he died on March 5th, 1770. Still, the homie Dallas is feeling real enthusiastic about this hallowed and celebrated event.

    Crispus is indeed a horrible name, but no where as bad as my dude Reefus. Way better though, than this other dude I just met named Bobert.

  6. Reefus? What was his mother smoking?

  7. Brahsef says:

    LOL Bobert? That shit is classic.

    And Reefus’s mom was most def smokin that reefer (cue joke drums)

  8. sealsaa says:

    OJ should have been at the top of the list.

  9. $yk! says:

    Reefus? Unlimited LOL? !!! ???

    Bobert I know 3 of them, not as bad as STANLI. STAN. LIE.

    “Clone ass N*gga”

    “Double singular ass fool”

    “triple double no shot ass muffuka”

    All day on the homie…

  10. Tony Grands says:

    GOAT fuxed up name…

    Jermajesty Jackson.

  11. Tony Grands says:

    Is that Dawnn Lewis (aka Jalisa from ‘A Different World) playing the lead in the straight-to-DVD release, “Black Ass, White Trash: The Crystal Magnum Story”?

  12. BIGNAT says:

    Grands i got you guy i went to jr high with his name was
    FLAIVIAN. i am not sure how to spell it but it is a fucked up name. you sound it out it’s like FLAY-VI-AN last name wilson.

  13. watching the Crispus Attucks Special on GPB rite now, hosted by Halle Berry FTW!!!!!

  14. 40 says:

    “Black Ass, White Trash: The Crystal Magnum Story”

    I literally LOLed for 5 mins reading this.

  15. fats says:

    ouch. i guess the truth hurts.

  16. RTHSTN says:

    “She Can’t buy a bucket” – NBA JAM announcer voice

    @Russ Damn Son, he got the Andre Rison treatment from her.

  17. Combat Jack says:

    Jermajesty Jackson is not a bad name when you’re part heir to the Jackson estate. It sux when ur a regular kneegrow.

  18. Smear says:

    Thats fucked.
    For the record tho, Benzos are good fun as long as they’re not bein forced upon others for the above purposes.
    Alprazolam, diazepam, temazepam all twist you proper when consumed with a couple brews.

  19. $yk! says:

    Totally forgot:

    Crystal Gayle-“Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue”

    ^ HA!

  20. absolutely hilarious! CRISPUS. like in, original or Crispus. boy they really like to remind us of what they think of us.

    i guess he was a good negro cause he was the 1st to go! the Crispus Salute! you muthafuckas is sick! who else could turn tragedy into ratings?

    oh yeah, CNN…

    but nowhere near as funny!

  21. 1969 says:

    A student I had was 15 and pregnant. She named her baby Sheequuenah. I asked her how she developed that name. Response: Cause She a Queen
    *pours some out for the lost black youth*

    They held a contest on the radio for the worst name and the winner was Wachovia Jenkins. Like the bank.

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  22. the_dallas says:

    All I know is that I am walking in front of a train the day I meet a kid named Koolaidria

  23. Tony Grands says:

    I knew a girl named Propecia in high school. I remember thinking her name sounded medicinal. Years later…poor thing.

  24. Mark Dub says:

    Wow…did NOT know about the benzodiazepine that was introduced to her system. That puts an entirely different spin on the events than what the media mentioned. Its a fucking shame; the girl was villanized while the Lacrosse team came out looking like some guys guilty of nothing more than some fellas engaging in frat-boy hijinks. SMDH

  25. Tony Grands says:

    ^^True. I’m a douche nozzle. Well, @ least she got to cut a wigga.

  26. forever real talk says:

    you are lying and distorting facts this person you are trying to portray nto a victim is not a victim . you didn’t talk about the other dancer there that was also black that said nothing happened and this broad had pulled this stunt before saying the b ball player c webb had raped her. you don’t know the facts and you wanna misrepresent them because you have an agenda sad sad. one of my biggest problems with the media.

  27. El Gringo Colombiano says:

    WOAT fuxed name: Pacnasanbig – child of a stanley of 3 prominent rappers

    Robitussun gets 2nd place

    honorable mentioned to some college hoops dudes from a few yrs back – Scientific Mapp & God Shammgod

  28. getthesenets says:

    El gringo

    the dudes name was majestic mapp I think…

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  29. steven says:

    I would love to contact Crystal Gail Mangum, to let her know that I’m in her corner and no matter what others say about you,they say about their self. I’m very interested in writting to her and would love to know where to send her letters to thank you all and have a very bless day. Oh by the way Crystal is innocent, because no man should not ever put his dk beaters on a woman no matter what. If I was there she would still be FREE and very happy. Sign Mr. Steven Rollins

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