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Ban Mac Lamar…

Saturday, February 22nd, 2014

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Let’s be clear about this one fact… Dallas Penn and Black people as a collective are the LEAST homophobic people on the planet. This is a fact. I do not have a phobia of homosexuals. Sure, I enjoy playing the pause [ll] game, but that shit is just fun. I do not fear gheys tho’ because they aren’t the problem.

Macklemore is the natural progression of rap music in the hands of capitalistic corporations. Do you think capitalism really cares about ghey rights, civil rights or human rights for that matter? Hells nah. They are marching us towards the day when people will pay a premium to own children. That’s right, I said OWN children. Like Madonna and all of her Black babies.

Madonna can afford to adopt African babies tho’ and pay the tariffs imposed for moving those children across borders and oceans. The rest of us won’t be that fortunate. Macklemore, Ellen deGeneres and the ghey media are all tools for capitalism and certainly not the rights of ghey, lezbird, RuPauls and transmetrosexual people.

But Macklemore is definitely a scourge to people who have no idea what Hip-Hop really is. He is a watered down pop music artist who has copied the mannerisms of the greatest entertainers before him. He sucks because he is a biter. Macklemore is unoriginal. Macklemore is counterfeit. Never mention Macklemore’s name in the same vein of Hip-Hop.

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CLASSIC DP T&A FTW…

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

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does anyone go to dallas penn for the porn?

Actually…

I do.

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Happy Valentine’s Day bitches.

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Caterpillar Cap Swag…

Sunday, May 5th, 2013

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Donald Trump’s hair is actually just a dead moth caterpillar

Life Imitates Art…

Thursday, February 7th, 2013

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BeYonce’s performance at the halftime mark of the Super Bowl was a cultural touchstone moment. Even if you weren’t watching the show I guarantee you remember where you were at the moment since it was the most discussed thing in the universe.

For all the strum and drang about the set she performed, the clothes she wore and the deviltry she allegedly professed I haven’t really seen too much media that has entertained me like the image below. I grabbed a cover title from the Sensational She-Hulk and pasted it atop.

The ‘Mrs.Carter Tour’ is coming soon to a city near you. DO NOT call BeYonce by the name She-Hulk tho’. She h8s that and you don’t want to see her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

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Go Shawrly, It’s Ya’ Berfday…

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012