NBA TIGHT PANTS G.O.A.T. SCORER

the g.o.a.t.

All you young people are all giddy because the ‘ass-snatcher’ from L.A. had a career game the other night. 81 points?!? KOBE couldn’t hold the jockstrap of the NBA Tight Pants Greatest of All Time Scorer.

no brokeback

WILT CHAMBERLAIN wasn’t just a great roundballer, he was arguably one of the greatest athletes of all time. At over seven feet tall and 275 lbs. he was fearsomely intimidating, but he had the agility and speed of players much smaller than he was. By the time he retired from the game he had been selected to the Tight Pants All Star team thirteen times, won two Tight Pants world championships (Philly and L.A.) and scored over thirty thousand Tight Pants points.

classic russell-wilt duel

That’s not even counting how many times he scored off the court. WILT was a wild playboy who kept his Beverly Hills mansion filled with so many beautiful women that he was even the envy of publishing mogul Hugh Hefner. And unlike KOBE BRYANT, WILT wasn’t a dry-snitch. When WILT stood up to the opposition, he towered over it.

wilt = bombata

That’s why WILT CHAMBERLAIN was trusted to safeguard that sweeet white poohnahnee. He wasn’t going to try to azz rape that sweeet white goodness like JELLYBEAN’s son would.

sweeeeeeeetness

WILT was a straight shooter and he scored a 100 points in a basketball game without ever even hitting a three-pointer. Let’s see if ‘rape-boy’ can top that.

6 Responses to “NBA TIGHT PANTS G.O.A.T. SCORER”

  1. Ill Will says:

    Lol @ sweet white punany

  2. Supa Sister says:

    lmao @ ass snatcher!

  3. Tony says:

    Also Wilt had one of the great quotes of all time that displayed true insight into the human condition and his career:

    “Nobody roots for Goliath”

  4. William H. says:

    Too bad that WILT saw himself as this tragic character because the numbers speak for themselves…

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/almanac_alltime_scoring_leaders/

    WILT averaged over 50 Tight Pants points one season(1961-62) without the benefit of ever having a three point line like some other Tight Pants All Stars.

    You had to give it up to him.

  5. big bingo simulador game…

    mend humanness enriches …

  6. hi,really nice pants,do you know where i can find that.thanks,bill

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