The first actual baby shower I have ever gone to was yesterday. I’m trying to remember why I never went to a baby shower. I know girls that have had babies. I have even gotten girls pregnant. Those women ultimately did the smart thing and terminated those seeds. I’m a liitle sad that I’m such a selfish man. I will prA’li die alone. Suffocated by shoeboxes.
One time I had a beautiful girlfriend who let me style her in the flyest sample shit and other outfits that I found in thrift shops or wherever. She was a stallion tho’. You have to let a stallion run wild. You can’t put them in a cage. I wanted her to be my own private mannequin. Part of the thing that I loved about her was how she would walk into a room and shut shit down.
I also loved that niggas felt some kind of way that my bitch was badder than theirs. My problem is that I’m too selfish. Everything I do is about me. Most people eventually get tired of neurotic, controlling, maniacal personalities. Maybe I do that to folks so that they can leave me the fux alone. I don’t need to date a woman. I need to marry a mannequin.
“I have even gotten girls pregnant. Those women ultimately did the smart thing and terminated those seeds.” MAN DP THAT IS KINDA COLD
the baby shower has changed over the years i think because it is usually the man and his women and all her fucking female friends. i guess one day a man said yeah we having it but my niggas coming and we going be drinking you do your shit over here. pull me in for a picture or two then i am back to the fellas. the last two i been to was actually like that they rented a spot out and all the women are on one side. looking at baby clothes talking about baby shit. the guys on the other side cracking jokes and getting drunk. stop to take a couple pics then back to what you was doing
Is that a beeper I see? And one of them old Omnipoint phones?
People still use public phones? Crispy to the Griffrey’s and no celly flaca?
Yeah Nat is right. That’s how I did it. Bring her the diapers and layette sets, bring me liquor, I’ma need it.
Shit, my parents didn’t even come to me & my wife’s baby shower. & we were already married.
I think baby showers are just a reason for women to throw their un-lonliness in lonely broads faces. Like bachelor parties are to show niggas that not only am I getting ass tonight, but the “in-house” is on deck tomorrow.
I wouldn’t say marry a mannequin, I’d say a blow up doll. With the never closing mouth, that says not a word. Haha.
im sayin…wheres the nudies at?
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P, how you gonna h8 on the Brooklyn Royal Giants fitted?