Editor’s note: The website staff will all be at the WU-TANG concert on ValenTIME’s Day so there won’t be any posts on the day of the year that we are commercially allowed to show love. Here’s another throwback post for all of you lovers who like to get a ‘head’ start on things.
How many of us are fortunate enough to still have their ‘first LOVE’ close to them? I am friends with a married couple that were high school sweethearts. These two will most surely grow old together because they have the formula that keeps that ‘new car smell’ on their LOVE. Even though I am not married I am still in close contact with my first LOVE.
Every year for over twenty years, on Valentine’s Day I pay her a special visit. She inspires me because of her strength, beauty and her steadfast determination. I don’t know too many people that could have withstood the pressure that she faced. She was my first LOVE and she will forever be my MISS AMERICA.
Save the best for last is right. That’s why I always finish up with doggystyle.
Wu-Tang is probably the only good thing about V-Day. My ass will be in line with all the other chumps buying dead flowers at a 500% markup. Love stinks.
Tony sounds bitter…lol
My first love and I talk MAYBE twice a year…kinda like we check in on each other (to make sure we’re both still alive). I actually feel sorry for him…he’s got a PHAT house, a PHAT car, a BOMB (translates HIGH POWERED) job and he’s still unhappy. Maybe one day he’ll find love again. OH WELL…
i hate feet and i’d probably wash Vanessa Williams’ feet and drink the bath water sliding off her roast beef curtains…to this day!
I just nearly shat on myself over ‘roast beef curtains’. LMAO
(no brokeback, of course)