The Clown Is On The Ba[ll]sachs…

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^ And this sign I saw on an NYC bus is the proof.

I hit up El Gringo Colombiano to show him what the meme he created had become. Even corporate America is now embracing the pause button [ll]. Casimir pointed out however that McDonald’s was in fact pausing its own product which makes their swagger jack even more interesting.

Is McDonald’s warning us that their sweet tea product which has an undisclosed amount of High Fructose Corn Syrup can actually make you ghey? I wonder if they are trying to forewarn consumers that their beverage will put so much sugar in your tank that you will let Grimace fingerbang you?

And is Grimace a man or a woman? I feel like one of the fry guys is a fag too.

El Gringo Colombiano had an idea to hire Combat Jack Esquire to sue McDonald’s for intellectual property theft, but I had to nix that. Being that we like to consider ourselves as Web3.0 I think the best way to deal with the clown is to make the third and final installment of the Ghetto Big Mac trilogy.

We gotta tell the clown to show the internets some respect.

But first we got your ‘Stadium Status’…

9 Responses to “The Clown Is On The Ba[ll]sachs…”

  1. Mark Dub says:

    Grimace is a trailblazer as the first hermaphrodite that was made palatable [ll] for the entire family. But yo….even if Grimace and one of the fry guys are gay, I’m sure the Hamburglar is pu$$y bandit.

  2. T-marT says:

    lol only 45 seconds come on, 2.3 billion!!!!

  3. sealsaa says:

    Hamburglar got more bodies on him than a Chinese sematary.

  4. sealsaa says:

    ” Young come through night time like a burgular, type a nigga leave his skully on while he servin her/”

    ^See? Even Jeezy gives the Hamburglar his propers.

  5. the_dallas says:

    Hamburglar would get deported from Arizona talking all that “roggle, roggle” shit

  6. $yk says:

    Inn-N-Out>>>>>>>>>McD’s

  7. sealsaa says:

    Inn-N-Out>>>>>>>>>McD’s
    _________________________________

    ^Co-sign INN-N-Out’s burgers, but McD’s fries>>>>>your favorite fast food joint’s fries.

  8. $yk says:

    but McD’s fries>>>>>your favorite fast food joint’s fries.

    ^ troofis.

    I’ll make burgers @ home and hit the drive thru for fries.

  9. That red perm Ronald was sporting would’ve gotten him smoked by my house. He’s the trailblazer for these chicken gizzard broads walking around with neon green hair, like they get there weave hair from aliens (not to be confused with the Arizona situation).

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