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In the last several years pimps have had one of the best image makeovers that I can remember. From the seedy street corners into the recording studio and then to the forefront of the mainstream’s conciousness with acclaim and awards. Lost in all the talk about how hard a pimps life is has been the recognition of the people for whom without whose back sweat the pimp would have nothing. It seems that no one has any love for the ho’s. At least no one is giving ho’s the credit they deserve.

This summer will be filled with tons of women assuming the new hipster feminist dress code which seems to be that there is some meta-irony in dressing like a crack whore from the 1980’s.

Streetwalker street attire was never simply the foundation for low brow fashion. The GLAMAZON reminded me that ho’s have been the inspiration for haute couture since forever.

Now it’s time for ho’s to receive the socio-political benefits that they deserve. No more public beatdowns from their pimps. No more running from the police. No more back alley blowjobs. It’s time to go A-list for real.

Here’s the rub though… for ho’s to receive their just due it will require a unification of all ho’s on a worlwide tip. I don’t just mean the hardworking ladies that often take one or two for the team on the professional strip, but all the ho’s that may not consider themselves to be prostitutes. The mothers, the daughters, the aunts and the grandmothers. All women have to stand up with the acknowledgement and realization that there is some ho in all of you.

It’s not just the skanks that hang out in bars and use their feminine power to sponge drinks off the men, but anyone with a cunt, young and old.

I mean admit it, you all love animal print clothing. You all have at least one pair of fishnet pantyhose in your stash. Some of you have them in flavors.

Without wholesale ho consolidation there will be no justice, and ultimately no piece of the pie that ho’s have worked so hard for so long to enjoy. Stand up and support the ho’s with DALLASPENN.COM.

Ho’s gotta eat too!

This entry was posted on Saturday, April 1st, 2006 at 3:34 pm and is filed under Black Bullshit, Jig Lit Review, Social Upheaval. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.