One Hell Of A Muse…

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You may imagine it might be physically impossible to do LESS than Kim Kardashian, but I think Amber Rose has one-upped her bodacious bootylicious counterpart. Both of these women are shaking what their mother’s gave them to secure a level of celebrity status normally reserved for, well, actual celebrities.

KanYe West – ‘Hell Of A Life’

Amber Rose was spotted in New York City driving a drop top Lambourghini Gallardo. This car costs somewhere in the range of 200 stacks. That’s $200,000 thousand for those that need the clarity. I’m not sure how you finance that kind of whip when your resume more than likely lists your occupation as ‘professional piece of poontang’.

Even in a slowed economy the value of poon seems to keep pace. I wonder if there are stock programs you can invest in for jumpoffs?

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Amber’s celebrity is squarely based on her relationship with Kanye West. And the fact she has the perfect C-cup backside. This is what puts her on the guest list for exclusive red carpet events and apparently allows her to secure luxury car rentals.

Try and imagine what car she might be driving if her and Kanye were still an item. She’d be spotted on the streets parking a spaceship. Don’t bother pulling up to Amber Rose’s bumper with your long black limousine. She’s already got one of her own.

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14 Responses to “One Hell Of A Muse…”

  1. khal says:

    I love her ass. Take that how you want it.

  2. Dave Lucas says:

    DP, Is it my eyez or has Ms. Rose’s skintone gotten darker? And has her derriere gotten bigger and rounder? And doesn’t she look more ghetto than she did over the summer? It’s all good… just sayin’ 😉 khal got it right…

  3. Not. Fucking. Impressed. AT ALL… The music or the broad. And the car is just silly.

    By comparison–

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJwByNzceo

    Ain’t saying anyone should watch that Spike Lee movie but…

  4. the_dallas says:

    WSW,
    have you lost your ever loving mind?!?

    There is NO ONE in contemporary music (Mar J included) that you can compare to Chaka Khan. That comment has no place in this thread.

    If Amber Rose twat can get her access to a Gallardo then Chaka’s might have been the most powerful force in the universe – a Black hole.

    I wouldn’t hit Chaka now tho’ but only because she seems a bit batshit for even my old broad tastes

  5. dmitry aka brooklyn jew says:

    “You ever seen the inside of a fukin spaceship”- Tubesteak

  6. $yk says:

    The REAL question is who’s dude in the flix tricking for the buns looking like a ‘758s’ version of ‘Ye?

    Put your bread away TRICk…I walk in Barney’s and give fukkaz a LOOK, not MONEY…hoe ass nicca…

    * weedsmoke *

  7. Fosterakahunter says:

    This is a prime example of women will remain second. Sexist? Maybe, sure, but be for real. Why are these dames famous, fine or not?

  8. khal says:

    well, she IS a model, right?

    but i figure she’s famous BECAUSE she’s fine. she got put on because she was fine, and a titty flash on a beach doesn’t hurt.

    i don’t care. i just wanna see her.

  9. squalllion says:

    This is kind of disturbing… Amber looks kind of like my sister in the face.

  10. Mark Dub says:

    Amber could model for Duncan Hines. That muhfugga is fi-yii-yiine.

  11. White girls with a Rhumpassssss are like Gold. Retain their value pretty much no matter what the economy is going thru.

  12. Amber ain’t been a model since Chaka Khan was a Model..meaning NEVER,stripper yes,Model NO

  13. But that Bitch BAD(I use the term Bitch loosely,no offense to real bitches lol)…the things I would do to Amber Rose is illegal in 47 states and outlawed in 4 countries worldwide..Imjustsaying

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