MAKE MY DAYBED!

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California prison inmates are kicking each other’s azzes like they were filming a reality show in the jail. The prison officials were still investigating the cause of the latest disturbance when they decided to lock down all of the county’s jails. I know what these fools problem is… too much free time on their hands.

California jails need to get with the progressive prison program that Iowa detention facilities have adopted. By using their prisons as ‘for profit’ furniture manufacturing enterprises Iowa gets the most out of their ‘state property’. The Iowa inmates create all types of furniture products that increase our quality of life. From parks and recreation furnishings, to library lounge furniture and even furnishings for jails and other detention facilities. This makes incredible fiscal sense when you consider that inmates would take better care in terms of quality and assurance. At least so that they don’t have to be the bitch for someone when their day bed breaks down.

bunk beds

The best idea that Iowa Prison Industries had was to fabricate public school furniture. I like the link that is made by connecting prison inmates with public school children. Just think about how many sex offenders are making the chairs and the seats that those young students will spend countless afternoons sitting on? I can just imagine one of those pervy Iowa inmates taking the time to shape that seat as if it were his own lap.

love chair

Jig and Mexican public school students would do well to study the construction of their school furniture so that when they eventually enter the prison system they will be familiar with the type of craftsmanship they will be expected to turn out.

5 Responses to “MAKE MY DAYBED!”

  1. Miss Ahmad says:

    Didn’t we used to have another word for free labor from those who were not free to leave? Yes, I know! We called the housing facilities plantations, and the workers slaves……isn’t that why we still call the penn the Big House?

  2. Supa says:

    Heard about them county/prison riots last night…..aw hell i’m tired got nuthin’ productive to add….what Ms. Ahmad said…

  3. Supa says:

    as of noon AP reports that all seven LA county jails are on lockdown. Fools still actin up

  4. Tony says:

    Sage advice and I like the idea about the pervs taking thier time with the furniture. I think the same principle is behind many homosexuals fashion designers tourturing women with clothes that are too small only it’s working in reverse.

  5. apple halsey says:

    It the prison system really were a plantation, these folks would be making all the crap we ship overseas.

    These folks are just acting up. May I remind you that they are all in prison for a reason? It’s not so funny when it’s you or a loved one who’s on the receiving end of a violent crime or an innocent bystander in a drug deal gone wrong. I say lock em all up and make them weave rugs like the little Indonesian girls sold into real slavery overseas.

    These fella have it good by comparison. Shuh.

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