Every year thousands of JumpOffs move up to Wifey Status.
Just like any competitive sport there are rules to the game.
Some say the game is to be sold and not told.
Let Dallas Penn’s TWitter feed put you up on game.
And if you don’t know, now you know…
This was great. Keep up the good work
Its Jumpoff Season indeed
good shit,u need to drop joints like this on da reg #classic
classic material.
Dallas Penn, Internets renaissance man and science dropper supreme – cheers to you for this sir!
Impressive.
you ain’t lying about eyebrow compliments. I remember you called mine out once..that shit stuck with me. I pay good money for my shit to look on point, I love a good brow compliment. major points lol
One of your rules I follow myself. Drop all relationships before halloween. Pick them back up in march. You most likely won’t want those same chicks anyway. You going meet a whole bunch of new women from all the parties you will attending. When march comes time to make your starting 5 again. Or in my case I only had 2 by that point. Just met one last week that will be added to the team. She likes her heels but she knows when to wear them. She likes baseball, football and beer. She is going fit in nicely 🙂
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