I always wondered why hurricanes never get a name that is more evocative of the places that they destroy. Since Latin speaking Caribbean countries are almost always getting their azzes handed to them, how come they never name a hurricane after some tough azz Dominican broad. Can you imagine the swell of Dominican pride when a hurricane named Marylis or Yesenia blows thru the island and kills hundreds of children? And while we are thinking of better names for tropical storms why don’t we give a shout out to the babies mommas? Like Hurricane Starrkeysha…
I read one of my old 3-2-1-Contact magazines and it told me that NASA decides what names to assign tropical storms based on rotating lists. Damn, why does the ‘man’ have to regulate everything?