Some of the saddest news this past weekend comes from southern New Jersey. Three entrepreneurial Mexicans have been indicted by a grand jury for trying to achieve the American dream. These men are accused of providing day laborers with women who would have sex with them during their off-work hours.
This Mexican love ring imploded early this year when one of the young female service providers was found one wintry morning to have returned to the bottom rung of the food chain. The coroner said that her cause of death was most likely blunt force trauma to the skull, but she did show signs of asphyxiation. I don’t know about y’all but this doesn’t necessarily sound like foul play to me.
How many times have you been with a lady that liked the rough stuff? Maybe you did some choke play and maybe you banged her forehead on the headboard a few times. The other problem could have been the ‘safe’ word. Can you imagine trying to figure out Mexican while you are banging the shit out of some teenage hooker? I like Mexican food just as much as the next guy but my grasp of the Spanish language begins and ends with the word ‘chalupa’.
I hope these indictments don’t stop the trafficking of teenage Mexican hookers into the United States. Now that would be a tragedy.