Okay, its the third round now of the Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling contest and you humps have picked up the pace with your voting. Don’t be scared people, no one is going to come and get you. I can’t believe how scaredy y’all have become. I guess everybody is afraid of the boogeyman. Crap music boogeyman TUPAC is hosting this weeks’ contest. True story is that TUPAC and previous host, MARV ALBERT might have the same amount of hair.
You all know the drill by now. Each week this month four(4) contestants will compete to be the winner for that week’s Mugshot Hairstyle Model. During the final week in April we will have the runoff for the contest’s winner. The votes are being tallied from the comments left in each thread. Let your votes be based upon real factors like 1) style gulliness, 2) hair length and 3) model’s prior convictions.
So far we have ROBERT DeGRAFF and HARRY THOMPSON moving on the the final round. Only four more contestant profiles left to chose from after this round. Here are this weeks Mugshot Hairstyle Models…
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KEVIN JEROME MITCHELL In the world of Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling, KEVIN is a super-model. Take a listen to some of his previous experience… aggravated resisting of authorities, cocaine possession, driving without valid license, cannabis possession, attempt to elude authorities. What makes KEVIN’s career so promising is that he is only 21yrs old. |
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JONATHON DAVID WITTER JONATHON is the Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling dark horse, literally and figuratively. JONATHON mugs people to pay for his haircare supplies. |
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JAMALL CARL JOHNSON Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling is just one of the steps that JAMALL will take on his way to his desired career. Mockneck modeling. |
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HUDSON BOSTIC ANDERSON HUDSON is known to his friends and close acqaintances in his hometown of Tallahassee as ‘Redbone JESUS’. We think the nickname was given to him since his birthday is celebrated two days after that of our lord and savior. Redbone JESUS is one of the most diverse contestants to grace the Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling contest. A list of his prior work includes possession of cannabis, driving with suspended license, trespassing, resisting and obstructing authorities and here’s the kicker, unauthorized feeding of any wild American alligator/crocodile. Not too shabby my man HUDSON, not too shabby. |
No. Stop!!
Howling @ “Redbone Jesus” and his list of criminal offenses!!!
Dude – Pac couldnta been no 5’11″….
NJHC reppin 201 errday…as such gotta give it to RBJ Hudson for obvious reasons…
keep doin’ your thing PaPaaa
I vote for Mr. Mitchell.
I’m with Jesus…now and always! red bone jesus that is!
Damn, this one isn’t even close… Hudson ‘The Crocodile’ Anderson wins by a landslide. Redbone easily scores a triple-double in the Gullyness/Hair length/Convictions category.
Neckbone connected to the REDBONE
Leave Pac Alone.
He president of the Gemini’s that libras love club.
Hudson is the man, was he walking on water when he feed the alligator?
Redbone Jesus gets my vote…Mitchell comes in a close second though
Black jesus all the way.
Black Jesus, no doubt