Hurricane Season 2006: Mexico’s Revenge

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If you don’t have a real life and you don’t get out too much, I am trusting that you are like me since we are both reading this crappy blog, I suggest you take a peek at the F.E.M.A. for kids website. It’s got all kinds of sick shit like a rap song for kids to sing in case their house gets lost in an earthquake or mudslide.

I go here every year to see what the names will be for tropical storms and hurricanes. Several names jumped out at me for this year’s storm season and I wanted to bring attention to them, especially for all you anti-immigration curmudgeons. With GOD being fond of meta-irony and the what not, how funny would it be if we were kicked in the azz by, say, a Hurricane ALBERTO?

The F.E.M.A. site tells children all of the possible names for tropical storms, but we here at DP dot Com we like to take shit to the next level – for the children, of course. So here is the DALLASPENN dot COM 2006 Tropical Storm Preview featuring some of the hurricanes with jig and spic names.

pujols Hurricane ALBERTO
Quite possibly the best tropical storm in the game right now. Bats for power and average. Early M.V.P. candidate at the beginning of the season.

che Hurricane ERNESTO
Another strong storm from south of the border. This one will bring in another summer of more Mexican communist day laborers and ubiquitous CHE tee shirts than you can shake a stick at.

marla gibbs Tropical Storm FLORENCE
A sassy Black bitch of a storm. This tropical depression lost some of it’s fury when it went from the ‘Jefferson’s’ over to ‘227’.

gordy Tropical Storm GORDON
A teh ghey gust of wind hanging out in South Beach and Key West.

black moses Tropical Storm ISAAC
The Scientology community told us that this one was just a token storm.

nadine Hurricane NADINE
This is why they hate to name storms after Black women. Serious property damage in the millions of dollars, mostly on designer handbags and high-heeled shoes.

rafael Hurricane RAFAEL
The one storm that I told the people not to sleep on. A perfect and poetic storm. The first official Haitian hurricane is going to fuck Florida up something serious. This will put WYCLEF in charity org overdrive and will delay the Fugees re-union for another year.

5 Responses to “Hurricane Season 2006: Mexico’s Revenge”

  1. Amadeo says:

    A Hatian storm hitting florida would be so much Irony that I’d have a hard time feeling any pity.

  2. Vik says:

    more Che shirts. love it.

    great post.

    what about those canadian invaders….the alberta clippers?

  3. jimmy says:

    >The Scientology community told us that this one was just a token storm.

    LOL.

  4. Storm says:

    LMAO! Okay!!! But the Gordon and Nadine killed it! LOL @ delay Fugees reunion. hahahaha

  5. Doc Bridges says:

    lol@ token storm. i aint been here in a minute. i missed this site.

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