The NBA season has arrived at its final four teams and lo and behold, Dallas is in the mix. This could be a banner year for everything named Dallas. TERRELL OWENS is in Irving, Texas. Reruns of LARRY HAGMAN, a young VICTORIA PRINCIPAL, and an even younger CHARLENE TILTON are in heavy rotation on T.V. Land. Most of all, yours truly is on a hemp smoothie diet. Get ready to hear the name DALLAS a lot this year.
I have been waiting a minute too for the Mavericks to get their shit together. It’s not like they haven’t had players. They were pretty decent when JASON KIDD, JIM JACKSON and JAMAL MASHBURN were their big three. The rumor about why they couldn’t get along was because JIMMY JACK stole TONI BRAXTON away from MASH.
I was down with the Mavs way before then. Back when they had ROLANDO BLACKMAN, DEREK HARPER, MARK AGUIRRE and my main stain ROY TARPLEY. They even had DETLEF SCHREMPF coming off the bench to give you that clutch white boy three point shooting. The Mavs could fill up a hole with the quickness(no B.B.). Them fools used to run and gun in their tight pants like nobody. The only problem was that the Western Conference of the 1980’s was pwned by the Lakers. The Mavericks could beat anybody in the league except for Showtime.
This year’s team is different from every other Dallas roster because they play some defense. Not a Detroit defense, but they don’t give away easy points or second shots and in the wild Western Conference that might as well be a Detroit defense. I also like the fact that this Dallas team kept alive the tradition of having a bunch of scorers whose names begin with ‘J’. JASON, JERRY and JOSH should be the reasons why the Suns set in the west.
And the Mavs have a selection of whores cheerleaders who have holes that need filling too.
mmm..fine as wine
Derek Harper was a baller from hell
Roy Tarpley knew you were going to write this article as he could see the future with those goggles!