N’Awlins Jig Mayor Gets A Do-Over

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The chances of us seeing images like this one are slim now that N’Awlins has created an evacuation plan for this summers’ hurricane season.

One of the problems last year with the overcrowding was due to the police NOT shooting enough people in the back. The N.O. Sheriff’s Department has their marching orders now so if you negroes don’t have on your Air Max when the storm hits this year you might as well put some lipstick on your hand and smack yourself in the butt. In other words, kiss your azz goodbye.

I admit that I was surprised that RAY NAGIN found himself still in office after the city’s mayoral election. That other dude that was opposing him had a few powerful southern buzzwords in his corner. Words like ‘tradition’ and ‘heritage’ carry a lot of weight in Louisiana. Don’t get it twisted by thinking that Mississippi is the only place that the rebel flag gets cheers. There is still a popular fashion accessory called the ‘New Orleans Necktie’.

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Most Bayou folks are a forgiving, laid back sort and I guess they figured that RAY NAGIN didn’t completely fuck up as mayor. Well, at least he cursed out the President and the Governor.

2 Responses to “N’Awlins Jig Mayor Gets A Do-Over”

  1. NinaMM says:

    Maybe we have a Millenium “Mayor for Life,” in the tradition of my beloved hometown’s Mayor Murrrrrrrion Barry, who despite hoes and glass dicks, a dyke first wife and corrupted cronies…could STILL run for Mayor of the Chocolate City…and win! LOL

    *in my Don King voice* Only in America!

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