WHO SHOT YA’? WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?

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The big hip-hop story of the day is another crapper has been shot. Why go to Iraq when you can express yourself right here stateside and at least we have indoor plumbing. BEANIE SIEGAL was on his way to have his jewelry cleaned this morning when a man with a beard (real talk: ‘ay nigga in Philly has a beard, not every, ‘AY NIGGA!) shot him twice in the arm. BEANS was able to drive himself to the hospital where he is said to be recovering from his wounds.

The big question I am going to ask anyone reading this crappy site is, “Who the fuck cares?!?”

Do you care Philadelphia?

Do you care Kansas City?

Do you care Detroit?

Do you care Houston?

Do you care Oakland?

We live in a country where there are more than 20,000 deaths annually from guns. By the end of the year, crappers and their weedcarriers will amount to a very small fraction of the loss in human life. Arguably, they are also the most expendable, especially if everybody is going to rhyme like JAY-Z. But for the other 20,000+ unlucky fucks and their families there won’t be any ‘Stop the Violence’ records.

Where is the national leadership on this issue? I mean, like, real elected leaders and not just the community activists. New York’s liberal Senators should be raising their arms(pun intended) over this issue. How about that halfrican jig Senator from Chi-Town? This moral issue should be able to make him reappear. Let the owners of Smith & Wesson answer the question what purpose do handguns serve other than to kill people?

7 Responses to “WHO SHOT YA’? WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    Like, one of yer best posts ever homie.

  2. NinaMM says:

    A co-worker told me that Beans was shot this morning. I asked her, “Is he dead?” She didn’t answer me. It was then that I realized that I was laughing.

  3. Vik says:

    another bullet. more sales. increased realness.

    once the monetary compensation for gettin shot decreases, the frequency of rapper shootings will decrease.

    damn. america needs to reevaluate its gun stance. we are goin outta control. it’s not a matter of the 2nd amendment anymore. our culture is becoming too accepting of guns as a solution.

    nice title.
    peace.

  4. Trinigyrl says:

    Good post. And seriously, it is probably retribution for him getting off on his previous charges. You want to continue to keep one foot in the thug lifestyle, you have to be prepared for the outcome. Damn, even Fiddy moved out to the burbs.

    And who cares about the average person that is liable to get killed by some crazy nut with a gun that isn’t wealthy enough to leave the neighborhood?

  5. Amadeo says:

    Look at my face, see how much I care, 😐

    Meanwhile they claim to have proved AIDS came from chimps…I’m wondering how they’ll explain it jumping to humans.

  6. When I heard it I was thinking please don’t die so people will talk about how great or underrated he was.

    I want these rappers to die of obesity in 2046, out of limelight where they get a 15 second blurb at the end of the news.

    I think police realize it was fake.

    How do five people surround you and only hit you in the arm?
    Fuck that shit.
    For real.

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