When was the last time that you tuned into CRUNK and Disorderly?
Be sure to hop through CONCRETE LOOP today too.
Guess who’s on the move again? Your bizzle, eM JIZZLE, was like ‘eff’ this arab shizzle in Bahrizzle, especially after DALLAS AUSTIN was cast in the real life AKON ‘Locked Up’ video. The King of Pop is going to buy a castle in Scotland to keep all of his young lovers children.
I say knock yourself out. The Europeans like his weirdo antics anyhoo. You can’t dangle no baby out a window in the States. The Admin for Child Services will be up in your shit like a tapeworm. MIKE already look like a tapeworm got into him too, wearing pajamas and house shoes everywhere.
Michael’s face is a HOT MESS. DAMN.
wWTF?!
I give you props for not being selfishly into self promo and directing the readers to richeous spots as well! Hollar at a plaaaaaaayer!