GENERAL GRIEVOUS Is Back On The Block

karl rove

The news has just come down that G.O.P.’s chief strategist won’t have to worry about washing KENNETH SKILLING’s underwear in prison. This means that KARL ROVE can focus on helping the incumbent Republican Senators and Congressmen retain their seats in the November mid-term elections.

So get ready for another three months of hearing these three words constantly…

Abortion!

Gays!!

GOD!!!

5 Responses to “GENERAL GRIEVOUS Is Back On The Block”

  1. It is a dark day in America.

  2. P-Matik says:

    Word. You knew that was coming though.

    Yeah all of a sudden abortion will be “tearing this country apart”. Of course they won’t bring up the fuel situation.

  3. Combat Jack says:

    Get ready for the following three words during the next few days…

    DALLAS

    MAVERICKS

    SWEEP!!!

    Not dick riding or anything (nullus), it’s just that I’ve been a fan of the Mav’s ever since the 2004 NBA Live launch. Yo, I was, and remain UNBEATABLE with that line-up.

  4. the_dallas says:

    whats that lineup? Nash, Finley, Najera, Rodman and Nowitzki?

  5. Combat Jack says:

    All the above except Rodman. Jamison, Bradley, Walker.

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