BROKEBACK MEADOWLANDS???

pack in the sack

Years ago when I did a brief stint as a homeless man I was given some sage advice from one of the veteran residents of the Atlantic Avenue armory. He told me to never trust a Black man that has no facial hair. I came to understand what he was trying to say to me as the years have gone by. I have even cut off my hair at times to go corporate chump when I needed to, but since that time I have always kept a moustache.

stray hand

Beloved New York Giants football player MICHAEL STRAHAN is going through one of the most bitter public divorce trials that I can remember seeing. His former wife has accused him of varying degrees of infidelity from keeping a mistress on the side to now, engaging in a relationship with celebrity doctor, IAN SMITH.

dr. smith

Two Black men without moustaches?!? Where there’s smoke there’s always fire. You could have expected MICHAEL to be on the the D.L. anyhoo since his onfield position is defensive END.

4 Responses to “BROKEBACK MEADOWLANDS???”

  1. SANGANO says:

    tiki’s on that list too

  2. prynsex says:

    Well, you should have known something was wrong when the dude decided to marry his girl after 14 years of dating. WTF. She’s good, I guess she hung around for money, cause there is no way I am going to date for 14 years and not get married. That right there was a sign something wasn’t right. It wasn’t like he didn’t have the money for a wedding. Now all of this is coming out that they’re living an “alternate lifestyle”. What the hell!

    Run bitch, run!!!!!

  3. Candice says:

    I could care less about all of their alternate lifestyles. They better bring NYC a damn championsihip this year!!!!!!

  4. Tai says:

    My daddy(RIP the G.O.A.T) always said…”Don’t trust a man without facial hair (and those who cant grow it correct (see Anthony Hamilton)”.

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