The Importance Of Being Curtis…

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Since we last checked in on the Oscar Wilde love triangle melodrama between CURTIS JACKSON, JAYCEON TAYLOR and JEFFREY ATKINS we thought that FITTY had moved on now and was in love with the lil’ lil’ homies that hail from the Queensbridge projects.

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Too bad the Littles latest album project wasn’t a street classic. I guess there’s always the ‘Shook Ones’ ringtones when the Littles decide they want to get their paper back up. CURTIS meanwhile has been looking every bit the part of some young rapper’s forlorn father. Where is YOUNG BUCK right now to lift his spirits? Only 12 months ago it seemed like the G-Unit juggernaut was set to take over the planet. Their logo was emblazoned on everything in the streets. There was a book, a movie and a soundtrack CD that made me think that Fifty Cent had taken over a broadcasting satellite. In a years’ time he has come back to Earth to remind me that he is still human.

JAYCEON TAYLOR has to be from Hollywood or he has one of the hardest working P.R. firms grinding for him. He has kept his name, GAME, circulating on Hip-Hop websites as frequently as dead TUPAC releases albums. GAYME gets arrested for some fantastic throwback crimes that remind me of someone living out their lost childhood.

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Brass knuckles and wearing a mask in public are completely 1980’s type offenses. Somebody check GAYME’s birth certificate and make sure he wasn’t born in 1970. GAYME’s new music video should find a way to increase the tensions between him and CURTIS. I’m not sure why these guys put us through all of this when I know they just want to kiss and make up.

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If they are going to continue to carry on this charade of being so angry that they could kill a brick I say they should go to Iraq and help relieve some of our fatigued and famished family members.

Like the Littles are fond of saying, “There’s a war going on outside…”

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9 Responses to “The Importance Of Being Curtis…”

  1. Amadeo says:

    Damn son, I’m not sure if that association is worse for. I’ll assume it’s the Ewoks, at least they seem like something good to have around on Valentines.

  2. Miss Ahmad says:

    my mother says that niggas like the Game are the reason people move to suburbs!

    true story.

  3. P says:

    Dallas. You know you are still my number one stunna, right. I know I have been a stranger at the Penn. Do you accept my forgiveness, my black strong brother?

    Okay, thanks. Moving on.

    Piggybacking on what the glam has said, I think you have finally nailed down what is is about the game and the Whole G Unit Mafioso-esque quality that stresses me out every time I see or hear something about them.

    Bravo. Also, I was finally able to get in the Black Web Log Awards. And the vote has been cast!!

  4. MistuhX says:

    if this was posted over at nahright, the comments section would have exploded by now…

  5. XBR88 says:

    The writing’s on the wall G-Unit is about to fall off. Mobb Deep album flopped. M.O.P already know that if they drop an album that shit gon flop too. Banks keep getting pushed back and who knows when Young Buck coming out. And let’s not forget everybody’s favorite partime preacher, Mase. When and if he ever drop, that shit gon sit on the shelves like the rest of they albums. Curtis smart though, he’ll be alright cuz he got his hands in a lot of other things but everybody else pretty much clinging to the last lil bit of fame they had a couple years ago.

  6. RD says:

    The descent of the Mobb was so precipitous and abrupt. What weed have they been smoking ever since 50 tried to court them? Must be some of the strongest substance out there.

    RD

  7. Miss Ahmad says:

    about MOB Deep, nobody and I really and truly mean nobody is checking for midgets in puff coats!

    ’nuff said!

  8. DOJA says:

    Fuck the whole G UNIT crew starting from 50 ending with olivia. Bitch ass 50 got shot 3 time, that homo is claiming he got shot 9 times fake as gangstah. GGGGGG U NOT. Fuck 50 he is a snitch, fuck Loyd banks, young fuck or buck, Spider Lok, Olivia is a male bitch looks too ugly, and let not forget Tony ye yo, FUCK THE WHOLE G UNIT PERIOD. Game will murder you bitches

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