MEMO TO Dr. ZHIVAGO: DRIVE SLOW HOMIE

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I feel that it’s part of our responsibility here to speak to officials from other countries when it appears that our own representatives might be too ‘diplomatic’ to tell them the real deal. I have a feeling that the Russian Premier VLADIMIR PUTIN may have been enjoying the jabs that we take at President BUSH so much that he has decided to join in the fun at the G8 summit.

Sorry Mr.PUTIN(pronounced poot-in), but jokes are only for legimate democracies. Until Russia finally accepts full democritization there will be no jokes or snappy retorts allowed from the Premier or any other Russian dignitaries. Do you know how long it took before we were finally able to silence YAKOV SMINOV?!?

Speaking of Russian exports… Why is the mafia the only thing that Russia makes that works correctly? You can’t get a Russian bicycle or a goddamn roll of toilet paper, but the Russian mafia collects their fees like they wear Swiss watches.

4 Responses to “MEMO TO Dr. ZHIVAGO: DRIVE SLOW HOMIE”

  1. Candice says:

    Tsk, Tsk Mr. Penn. You are forgetting the great Russian export….VODKA.

  2. the_dallas says:

    Belvedere = Polish vodka using fermented potatoes instead of grain.

    Ceres Mango Juice = 100% mango juice not from concentrate

    Dallas Penn = everlasting french fry guy and mango lover

    Belvedere x Ceres x Dallas Penn = nigga heaven

  3. Amadeo says:

    Vodka and AK-47’s. Everyone’s got one.

  4. SANGANO says:

    ese tipo es un Putin! mano!

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