O.K., I don’t want this site to be labeled as some kind of bastion for homophobic rhetoric so let me clarify what we mean when we call something ‘gay’ or ‘faggoty’. These terms are used to describe something that we consider a waste of time. If you run around a field for 4 hours and you have nothing to show for it after all that time you are gay. Because just like gay sex, all you will have in the end is a bunch of sweaty men.
Soccer hasn’t been able to attract a widespread American audience because we like to see results for our hard work. Four hours of running up and down a field should leave teams with a score of say 60-45 or something around that. Only Europeans and Africans can relate to the ‘working for nothing’ aspect of soccer because of their genetic disposition to serfdom.
My advice to the people that want to bring another faggoty sport here to America should just forget about it because we have our own version of faggoty futebol, we call it hockey. Its all like men on ice skates dancing with each other and whacking a turd around with a stick.