RONALD McDONALD IS A SWAGGER JACKER!

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I should fuck with that skank Wendy from now on because your boy Ronald McDonald ain’t nothin’ but a swagger jacker. You saw the video that RAFI and I produced for the Ghetto Big Mac. So now why does McDonald’s go and make the Big Mac sandwich for 99cent?!? They are even undercutting the dollar menu by a penny.

Mickey Dee’s paper is long like that and they can afford to give you a free soda with that 99cent Big Mac but they can’t even send me a coupon for a free Flurry. We didn’t even receive a ‘thank you’ e-mail from that ungrateful shitbag Grimace. If this video wasn’t so funny I wouldn’t ask you to watch it again with me.

5 Responses to “RONALD McDONALD IS A SWAGGER JACKER!”

  1. 911 says:

    You dudes is wild…….by the way that sh*t looked nasty…..I’m on my anti McDonald sh*t right now….give me about another month or so and I’ll binge….I swear that sh*t is a drug…1

  2. Robbie says:

    Damn that’s cold.

  3. Jesse says:

    Extremely cold. Mickey Dees has an Intranets-Watcher. Who would thought? Sharks.

  4. Amadeo says:

    The people know where it came from.

  5. Mac China says:

    Is it only that particular McDonalds? If so, where is that shit?

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