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BYRON CRAWFORD skimmed over a great big broadcasting quagmire from a few weeks ago. He prah’lee didn’t want to open a can of whoopass on the T.I.’s running this rap shit since he is about to become some kind of media executive at Harris Publishing. BYRON can keep his boots clean on this one anyhoo since I have a vendetta for a ‘V’ (no Lance Bass).

Viacom Corp’s favorite little girl just turned 25yrs old. M.T.V. is no longer a teenager or even a college student. M.T.V. is now an old whore like your homegirl JENNY McCARTHY or worse, wrinkly stunt Madonna. They have been perpetrating the fraud that they were a teenager for years now. They haven’t been a teenager since that hump CARSON DALY left to spoon ballsachs at 3am in the morning.

You know they’re desperate to appear young because they have been stealing concepts from cutting edge cultural trendsetters. M.T.V.2 heisted a marketing campaign from my peeps over at Soul In Code. Damn M.T.V., what’s really good?!? Your paper ain’t long enough? Word to Wall Street is that Viacom was bubbling hard in the 2Q. I know Big Brother won’t spare any expense to make you happy since you bring him all the children of America for him to feed off. You suck their souls right out from their eye sockets. I imagine that’s why your parent network C.B.S. uses that eyeball logo.

I try to tell the little peoples that I mentor that television only tells lies to your vision, but they just don’t hear me though. In any case I see you getting old over there M.T.V. and I see you trying to hold onto your position as the #1 global cultural hustler. Don’t sleep, the kids are gonna peep your game soon and then you will become as irrelevent as Viacom’s adopted Negro stepchild (B.E.T.). Your supremacist misogynistic programming can’t save you either.

M.T.V., you are going down harder than an Israeli guided missle in a Beirut kindergarten. M.T.V., I wouldn’t even have sex with you using one of the Duke lacrosse players shafts (no COLIN FINNERTY). M.T.V., I can’t wait to dance on your dead body.

p.s. NICK CANNON would get the Black whupped off his azz if he talked sideways about my lady. I would take one of FONZWORTH BENTLEY’s dildo umbrellas and open it up inside of him.

p.s.s. Happy birthday, you nasty, trashy, hateful, supremacist, racist cunt!

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