Now that all of this Hip-Hop nonsense is over with we can get back to doing what we were born to do – help President BUSH get his approval rating back up to 50%. If you come to think of it, an approval rating of only 33% is just a 17 point swing. We can make that ground up in the three weeks remaining until mid-term elections. Nevermind the facts that more U.S. troops are dying in Iraq than ever before. Blame that on the Democrats that voted for the war. I also say forget all that nonsense inflation and No Child Left Behind talk, because the ‘Back-To-School’ shoppers proved that our education system has never looked better.
Now is the time that we need to rally around the President against some of the bad guys that the Administration will try to censure during their remaining time in office. Look at all the progress that the BUSH Administration has made so far. SADDAM HUSSEIN takes pictures in his underpants. YASSIR ARAFAT is so dead to us. GEOGE STEINBRENNER hasn’t fired a single manager. This is global progress hotdammit and y’all need to recognize that even though that bitch Katrina came through and kicked up some dust we are still like 5 out of 10 as far as getting the bad guys goes (if you allow us to count the DICK CHENEY hunting trip and the KENNETH LAY heart attack).
Listen, all I’m saying is that we have to reorganize our priorities and that means a slight re-configuration to the Axis of Evil. Once we nail these guys you will see the skies open up and the price of oil go back to $1.50 per gallon. You just watch…
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KIM JONG IL What the hell is this dude’s problem?!? The name of the nation’s capital is Poonyang. KIM JONG should get some poonyang and then he might not need to wear those Cazal frames all the time. Now I don’t believe in dealing with terrorists either, but I will lift the karaoke machine embargo on his nation this one time just so that he can learn the melody to the Tears For Fears song ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World‘ |
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CATHOLIC PRIESTS Evangelicals never have these problems. Catholic priests stay pissing people off seven ways ’til Sunday. Who is this priest that made MARK FOLEY into such a predatory beast, even after repeated warnings and confidential meetings? |
True story, it’s not just Catholic priests that are problematic. Fundamentalism is about screwing up the minds of young boys and sending them off to war while we profit from their deaths. It doesn’t really matter who you claim to pray to when you placate your god with murder and death.
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TONY LaRUSSA This guy wears so much red he has to be a gang banger or a communist, or maybe both. |
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BORAT Speaking of communists… I don’t see what’s so funny about his rampant anti-Semitism. He’s the man keeping Kazahk culture in the middle ages. |
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AL ROKER I’m totally convinced that underneath the ‘Fry That Chicken’ smile AL ROKER is really SYLAR the meta-bad guy from the new NBC drama series ‘Heroes’. |
EARLY CUYLER
Confederate segregationist squid from the northern mountains of Georgia. EARLY hates everything especially work and the law. Watch EARLY and his son RUSTY find new ways to mangle the English language and escape prison every Sunday night at midnight on Adult Swim at the Cartoon Network.
borat the self derpicating jew, not unlike tracy ulman hides behind the fact that he makes fun of everyone..but come on now how long will that excuse fly?
That brings up the interestig question of ‘is the fact that he’s jewish a factor that makes it less offensive?’
Squidbillies sucks
Borat is funny in small doses I suppose.
FUCK JEWS….FUCK EM ALL!!!