I love giving away free shit here at DP Dot Com. Consider this shit your payment for your loyalty to coming here to eff with me on a Saturday. I’m sure you could be doing something else with your spare time like…
So for spending your time with me, and since I consider time to be money I will repay you a copy of QUENTIN TARANTINO’s ‘DeathProof’. This movie was part of the double feature ‘Grindhouse’ that Q.T. and ROBERT RODRIGUEZ produced. Shit features my latest baby mama ROSARIO DAWSON along with some other hot pieces of poon. These ladies aren’t just kick ass cunts either. They are cunts that will kick your out-of-pocket ass.
My local video store(no FREE promo bitches) had a three for twenty sale so I copped three pieces with the idea of giving them all away. Get in where you fit in if you like to see some outrageous action.
Sure, D. The version I have is the *cough! cough!* version they played in the theater with the whole lapdance scene cut out and the cheerleader wasn’t referred back to (I know for a fact that Q shot more footage than that). Shoot it this way, fam.
One.
One down, two to go.
I’ve never commented, but I’ve been reading for a while… and I do love me some Tarantino [||]
Shoot it my way too [||]
btw…
HIBACHI!
since you’re feeling so generous the day after thanksgiving shoot one my way if you have any left. the plex around my way split em up and i only caught planet terror. peace
*gets pissed that I’m late on free shit*
….hey waitaminute.
it said “saturday”. It’s still Friday, dammit! Is this one of those “the first three customers to enter the store on Saturday get a free gift?” type of deals? if that’s the case…
8 minutes and counting until Saturday.
*directs mouse to reload button*
if ambassador is right, here’s hoping i’m #1 on Saturday
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I would love to have these flicks, Ernie
hook me up too, por favor!
Dubble13, you are getting my Sonny Chiba samaurai collection.
Belize, hit my email up with your snail mail address already. I mail these shits via USPS.
Ernie, I got you on some other shit so hold tight.
L’chaim bitches.
Save The Cheerleader, Save The World – NeYo is a lucky mofo – oh yeah hook me up Dallas.
just got home from BALLIN” and saw the post…then i realized, “dang” i’m still waiting for what i think was a crazyily ill ipod cover for naming the jordans you posted up in order. It’s all good , i’m a balla, your notallaballa hha jk
the five star camp tee just doesnt fit like it use to anymore…
damn b, I missed the free jaunt. I feel a certain type of way about myself… I’m over it now. Good shit though for looking out for your readers.
This is fucked up , I literally just finished watching that piece two seconds ago and now I see this shit.
They some crazy ass bitches, I like the fucked up Ausi with her titties bouncin around on the hood, a little corny though she had like 10 fucking minutes to hop of and get in the car on numerous occasions.
Oh ya, can’t we get drunk and high and read this mufuahkka ? matter fact I might take the laptop to the shitter as well and read a drop.
Johnny Mack,
Definitely open up your laptop[ll], get drunk, high AND leave a shit in the shitter when you read DP Dot Com. Just don’t drop your mac book in the toilet because then it will become a craptop.
Reminds me of the time I was taking a dump and talking on the phone. When I got up to wipe my ass my phone slipped from between my sweaty ear and my shoulder and fell into the shitter on top of some shit. I cleaned it off crazily and I used the headset from then on. My coworker asked to borrow the phone one time to make a call. He couldn’t understand why I was laughing uncontrollably. Good thing he NEVER reads this site.
too late?
Still pissed the TI Weinstein bros. have not released Grindhouse in it’s entirety. Fuckers trying to squeeze mad money by releasing multiple versions. I was fortunate enough to check the original while it was still in theatres. Waiting for when they release original 3 hour masterpiece that Grindhouse is.